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What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen A Child Draw? by Nobody: 9:35am On Oct 06, 2016 |
Picking up our five year old daughter from kindergarten, I am flagged down by the school’s principal. He wordlessly hands me a drawing made by my daughter in art class. His facial expression is a combination of awkward embarrassment, empathy and a bit of consternation. That evening my wife and I examined the artwork and discussed at length what to do. Many minutes of strategizing resulted in the following conversation with our daughter as she sat on mommy’s lap at the kitchen table - me, placing the artwork on the table: “Hey, honey, tell me about this picture you drew at school today!” daughter: “Oh, I love that one! Do you like it?” me: “I do! Can you tell me about it?” daughter: “I drew it in art class!” me: "Good! Sooo, tell me what you were drawing…” daughter: “We were drawing our favorite things!” My wife's eyebrows shoot up. My brows furrow and I try mightily to play it off as if I'm carefully examining the picture. me: “That sounds fun. What favorite thing is this a drawing of, honey?” daughter: “Daaaddyyyy! You know! It's a muffin on a table!” wife: bursts out laughing me: “Of course, honey! Great job!” whew.
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Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen A Child Draw? by teejaypee: 9:49am On Oct 06, 2016 |
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Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen A Child Draw? by DeLioncourt: 9:50am On Oct 06, 2016 |
lmao. that pikin don spoil ooo. or pesin dey show am something. how that picture take resembu muffin? |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen A Child Draw? by MistadeRegal(m): 10:11am On Oct 06, 2016 |
When your mind is dirty you'd never believe it's a MUFFIN. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen A Child Draw? by youngberry001(m): 10:33am On Oct 06, 2016 |
I just meet my sister baffin at toilet naked nd my sister waz at age of 19yrs nd me 11yrs.....she waz so suprised nd said to me re u stupid i said no sis am ok,,,then wat brings u here i said i waz looking for my cat""omo eeh befor i opened mah mouth said am lookin for my cat oboy 2 good slap don hapend oh chaii.....mheen wit vex i look her nd said wat dat big meat in between yah legs.....oboy come see how dis girl fire me wit cane chaii i wont forget dat sweet day ah swear!! 1 Like |
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