This is a story of a supposed drummer in the church who start liking girls.
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. Episode 1
My name is Emilo and i am an instrumentalist. Yes, i
play the
drum set and its pretty cool, you can call me the
drummer boy as
that is the tag used in referring to people that plays
the drum set. i stay with my uncle who is married with kid.
For a
while i
stopped drumming because i had to go to school
and after i
finished with my nysc, i just decided to pick up my
old passion also with the fact that i have not gotten a job so i
needed
my skills to make ends meet. i have my own church
but they
don’t pay instrumentalist as they believe you are
offering your services to God and that only him will reward you
bountifully.
Since they normally starts their major activities by
12noon, i
looked for a church that i could play for and make
money from them and for a while none seems to be coming
forth. I was down
casted as i need money badly. While playing for my
local church,
my lead guitarist invited me to the birthday party of
a pastor in a church and i went there and played.
After the show
they were
pleased with me.
CM: brother we loved the way you play
Me: thank you sir.
Cm: well am the choir master (CM)
Me: its a pleasure meeting you sir.
Cm: so which church do you play for?
Me: none at the moment except for my local church.
Cm: that’s nice. So brother, we are looking for a
drummer and i
don’t know if you will like to play for us
Me: it would be a honour sir.
Cm: that’s nice. When you come on sunday, the
church
administration will include you in their payroll
Me: *i got so excited at the sound of money* thank
you sir.
Cm: please and come this sunday. Meanwhile take
this for your
transport.
Me: (collecting the money from him). Thank you sir.
i will be here
on sunday.
Cm: the service starts by 8am please be punctual.
Me:*opening my teeth like somebody that used omo
to brush lol*
no problem sir.
Cm: ok take care.
And he left. i immediately opened my and a saw two piece of
1000 naira notes, then i started smiling
uncontrollably. Then my
lead guitarist walked up to me.
LG: come how fa, them see you
Me: omo yes o. This church make sense ooooo
LG: shebi i tell you. So wetin them tell you nau?
Me: the man say make i come dey play for their
church ooo
LG: omo them dey pay wella for here. Them fit give
you reach
20k self. Me*feeling so happy* guy u sure
LG: yes ooo. Also plenty babes dey the church oo
Me:* at the mention of babes, i had some jerk on my
jean* me
self dey suspect, you self no see the settings? Omo
this church get money o
LG: yes my guy. Na here i dey make small change
o, also i just
dey take eyes dey shadow one babe for here.
Me: badt guy. Me na chineke boy. i no get time for
that jor. We gist for a while and we went home. Feeling so
happy with
myself, i couldn’t wait for Sunday to come. i couldn’t
wait to see
the full settings of the church, i could wait to see the
babes my lead guitarist had told me off, i couldn’t wait to know
how much
the church will pay me. Hmmm well i have no option
but to wait
till Sunday and see what happens. On sunday i woke up very early as i could not curtail
the
excitement within me, i prepared and left for my new
adopted
church as early as 7.30 i was there, we did some
sound check and i was good to go. The church is a well
constructed church
with fine interior, its consist of several A/C’s, tiled
floor, beautiful
alter with a projector, executive chairs, nice
instruments and good sense of decoration. The choir section was
arranged in a
way that the singers and instruments face the
congregation, so
as a drummer, you have eyes fixed on you vice
versa. The service commenced and i mounted the drum set.
Feeling a little
bit shaky and shy, i played to every music that
came out of the
lead singer’s mouth.
While at the drum stand, i could see eyes fixed on me, men,
women, boys and girls i couldn’t look at the
congregation
because i was too shy. Also from the settings, its
shows that
many of the members of the church belongs to the middle class
or upper class, as almost all songs were projected
and their
dancing pattern was that of a zombie. Moving slowly
to the
rhythm of the song (not like a poor man’s church that dances
with all veins and sweat running out of his body lol)
the inside
was so cold cos of the presence of the A/C and at
that period i do
not need a prophet to tell me that, this people receives God’s
visitations every Sunday. I do not need a prophet to
tell me that
God has made this place his dwelling place not like
some local
churches that will use foul odour to chase out the presence of
God.
After the service, i was placed on a pay roll of 20k
just to play for
2days a week (wednesday and sunday) omo money
sweet o. While standing outside, i could not help but fixed my
eyes on the
beautiful damsels that were coming out from the
church
auditorium. Chei. i said within me, while i got some
erections.
Me: omo this church badt ooooo
LG: shebi i tell you. Omo ukwu plenty for here
Me: guy you think say me i go fit cope for here so?
LG: guy play your games right. Me i just Bleep one
yesterday and
another one dey online self now.
Me: see this badt niqqa. So u mean say u don
samma one racket
for here, i asked
LG: yes my guy. You know as he dey go nau.
Well na so sha. Somehow, i knew that women have
soft spot for instrumentalist, as in my local church i have dated
three and still
counting. *as the story progresses, you will know
about them*
WATCH OUT FOR PART 2
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Episode 2
After some months of playing in my adopted church,
i started
gaining little popularity and confidence also i
became familiar with
the rest of the choir members and i notice some
ladies have taken particular interest in me. Amongst them was a
lady called
joy, but me no fancy the joy because she was not
so beautiful or
maybe because there are other beautiful ladies that i
didn’t take notice of her beauty. Who knows. One sunday, after
worship, the
lead singer entered into praise songs, and we
started playing
rhythms to her songs while playing, i used my eyes
to scout round and i could notice that whenever i look
towards joy’s
directions, her eyes was on me and immediately
stopped looking
at her direction.
After 10 minutes of singing, i looked at the congregation and
suddenly two sexy and lazy eye ball struck me like
thunder, i saw
those eyes fixed on me as if lucifar had sent her
that particular
day to tempt me. Even if its amadioha that sent her, she should
take me along because her mission was over
successful. While
looking at those eyes, sometimes i skip beats that
my fellow
instrumentalist will call me to other. i could notice some smiles
on the lips on my LG, as he would have read my
mind to know
what was going on. Sharp sharp, i increase my
stunts on the
drum, i became so vibrant and energetic, i rolled on my tom toms
and danced while i play.
Sometimes, i even try to
imitate
professional drummer by standing up at intervals.
Omo see wetin
woman dey cause ooooo. Everybody became perplexed at my
energy even the Cm, after the service i started
planning out
strategies on how to get her, omo this mission has
to be
successful. When we came outside, i noticed joy standing
outside
Joy: bro emilo nice energy today. You are good at
your drums
*she flattered me*
Me: giggling thanks, so when will you lead us in song nau? i
want to play for you
Joy: i will be leading next week sunday
Me: don’t worry, i will over play for you, while we
were still
talking my LG walked up to us.
LG: hello joy, how was the service
Joy: fine oh. i have to go now my people are waiting
for me. As
she walked, i fixed her eyes on her Bottom, woah so
this lady try
for back woah. i said within me and i could notice my d!ck
agreeing to what my mind just said
LG: badtest of all guys. See as you dey play today,
omo yarn me,
wetin happen abi you don see one omo for the holy
ground lol
Me: guy, na one badt babe i see oh, the girl fine
dyeeeeee,
LG: here na holy ground lol, but babe yapa no dull
yourself
o
Me: you trust me, while talking the cm walked up to us, and we
changed the topic. The lord’s doing is shown in this
church sir.
Cm: thank you for joining us. Manage this and buy
some drinks,
he hand the LG and I a thousand bucks and walked away.
Me: thank you sir. Have a lovely week sir.
Me and joy we became close friends and from her, i
inquire about
some members of the church, which she will answer
me, i noticed those pair of eyes i saw some Sundays was
not
seen again and i inquired about her and i was
informed that she
had gone back to school. i asked after her name
from joy but i got a shock response from her.
So you have started admiring a sister in this church
abi? Joy said
to me with angry look.
Me: no oh, its just that she looks like somebody i
know.
Joy: hmmm? Bro emilo, i know you will like woman
very much
you teased me.
Me: na man i for like before? i said smiling.
Joy: ok but take it easy sha.
Me: am a good boy. But you know say you no dey try? i
said to her
Joy: how nau?
Me: you don’t even want to give me your number, is
that fair?
Joy: but you didn’t asked nau? Forming butter
Me: ok am asking now.
Joy: *trying to form* why do u even need my number
self?
Me: *forming straight face* don’t worry about the
number again.
Joy: *laughing at me* see he is angry. So somebody can’t even
play with you again abi?
Me: the joke is expensive nau
Joy: its seems you will be one heck of an angry guy
Me: *laughing a little* nooo but i just don’t like some
replies. So will you give me the number now?
Joy: 08167879955
Me: let me flash you now, i flashed her and she then
saved my
number after that we chatted for a while and we
departed. Its was then i took notice of some physical appearance
of joy. i then
noticed that what she lost in height she gained in
Bottom, she
stands at 5ft3, ebony in complexion, nice sets of
white teeth, nice Bottom and b0s0m to complement her height, a little
bit chubby,
nice dress sense and most importantly she had a
lovely dimples
that reveal her smiles and makes them sexy. Well
initially i didn’t notice all these qualities maybe it was because they
were other
chicks finer and hotter than her, or maybe because i
was a new
member. Which ever it was, joy to me is just one of
the few cows that will be taken to abbattior to be slaughter by my
great
slaughter ‘mr d!ck’.
At night i called her and i noticed that her voice
sounds more
sweet on the phone that real life. *well why won’t she? When she
is in choir* we talked for some minutes and i
terminated the call.
Then i noticed that she was on 2go. That was when i
conversation really began. After some weeks i
noticed i was beginning to like her and also i notice that she was
beginning to
like me also. Because after service sometimes we
will sit and
chat for a while before she will depart. And
whenever she gets home, she will call to inform me that she has gotten
home.
Our
call rate increased with time, sometimes we talk
twice a day and
chat frequently on 2go that sometimes our
discussion will last till we have finished our credits late in the night. In
the middle of
our discussions i found out that she has just
graduated and she
awaits her service, also she was from a middle
class family and she attended one of the states university. With time
we graduated
into making night calls and along the line we sang,
laughed and
joked about almost everything except for
relationship issue.
Joy was a pretty good singer and she was vast in many
songs.
One night while making night call, i asked her to
sing for me and
she sang spanish guitar by toni braxton, i was so
moved, then i had the courage to ask her some questions.
Me: i love that song so much
Joy: me too
Me: do you really mean the words u sang in those
songs?
Joy: why did you ask?
Me: nothing. Its just that i would like to practice what
you sang
in the song
Joy: hmmmm, with who nau?
Me: with the singer of course. Lol
Joy: with toni braxton *she said forming ignorance* lol
Me: which toni? i mean you
Joy: me? Ah i don’t think it will be possible o.
Me: why? Haven’t you dated a guy before? Or am i a
monster?
Joy: its not like that. Its just that i don’t want to rush into any
relationship for now again.
Me: what happened?
Joy: i just want to take my time. She said with a
faint voice. i just
don’t want to experience any heartbreak again.
¤¤WATCH OUT FOR PART 3¤¤
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.
.
.
After some months of playing in my adopted church,
i started
gaining little popularity and confidence also i
became familiar with
the rest of the choir members and i notice some
ladies have taken particular interest in me. Amongst them was a
lady called
joy, but me no fancy the joy because she was not
so beautiful or
maybe because there are other beautiful ladies that i
didn’t take notice of her beauty. Who knows. One sunday, after
worship, the
lead singer entered into praise songs, and we
started playing
rhythms to her songs while playing, i used my eyes
to scout round and i could notice that whenever i look
towards joy’s
directions, her eyes was on me and immediately
stopped looking
at her direction.
After 10 minutes of singing, i looked at the congregation and
suddenly two sexy and lazy eye ball struck me like
thunder, i saw
those eyes fixed on me as if lucifar had sent her
that particular
day to tempt me. Even if its amadioha that sent her, she should
take me along because her mission was over
successful. While
looking at those eyes, sometimes i skip beats that
my fellow
instrumentalist will call me to other. i could notice some smiles
on the lips on my LG, as he would have read my
mind to know
what was going on. Sharp sharp, i increase my
stunts on the
drum, i became so vibrant and energetic, i rolled on my tom toms
and danced while i play.
Sometimes, i even try to
imitate
professional drummer by standing up at intervals.
Omo see wetin
woman dey cause ooooo. Everybody became perplexed at my
energy even the Cm, after the service i started
planning out
strategies on how to get her, omo this mission has
to be
successful. When we came outside, i noticed joy standing
outside
Joy: bro emilo nice energy today. You are good at
your drums
*she flattered me*
Me: giggling thanks, so when will you lead us in song nau? i
want to play for you
Joy: i will be leading next week sunday
Me: don’t worry, i will over play for you, while we
were still
talking my LG walked up to us.
LG: hello joy, how was the service
Joy: fine oh. i have to go now my people are waiting
for me. As
she walked, i fixed her eyes on her Bottom, woah so
this lady try
for back woah. i said within me and i could notice my d!ck
agreeing to what my mind just said
LG: badtest of all guys. See as you dey play today,
omo yarn me,
wetin happen abi you don see one omo for the holy
ground lol
Me: guy, na one badt babe i see oh, the girl fine
dyeeeeee,
LG: here na holy ground lol, but babe yapa no dull
yourself
o
Me: you trust me, while talking the cm walked up to us, and we
changed the topic. The lord’s doing is shown in this
church sir.
Cm: thank you for joining us. Manage this and buy
some drinks,
he hand the LG and I a thousand bucks and walked away.
Me: thank you sir. Have a lovely week sir.
Me and joy we became close friends and from her, i
inquire about
some members of the church, which she will answer
me, i noticed those pair of eyes i saw some Sundays was
not
seen again and i inquired about her and i was
informed that she
had gone back to school. i asked after her name
from joy but i got a shock response from her.
So you have started admiring a sister in this church
abi? Joy said
to me with angry look.
Me: no oh, its just that she looks like somebody i
know.
Joy: hmmm? Bro emilo, i know you will like woman
very much
you teased me.
Me: na man i for like before? i said smiling.
Joy: ok but take it easy sha.
Me: am a good boy. But you know say you no dey try? i
said to her
Joy: how nau?
Me: you don’t even want to give me your number, is
that fair?
Joy: but you didn’t asked nau? Forming butter
Me: ok am asking now.
Joy: *trying to form* why do u even need my number
self?
Me: *forming straight face* don’t worry about the
number again.
Joy: *laughing at me* see he is angry. So somebody can’t even
play with you again abi?
Me: the joke is expensive nau
Joy: its seems you will be one heck of an angry guy
Me: *laughing a little* nooo but i just don’t like some
replies. So will you give me the number now?
Joy: 08167879955
Me: let me flash you now, i flashed her and she then
saved my
number after that we chatted for a while and we
departed. Its was then i took notice of some physical appearance
of joy. i then
noticed that what she lost in height she gained in
Bottom, she
stands at 5ft3, ebony in complexion, nice sets of
white teeth, nice Bottom and b0s0m to complement her height, a little
bit chubby,
nice dress sense and most importantly she had a
lovely dimples
that reveal her smiles and makes them sexy. Well
initially i didn’t notice all these qualities maybe it was because they
were other
chicks finer and hotter than her, or maybe because i
was a new
member. Which ever it was, joy to me is just one of
the few cows that will be taken to abbattior to be slaughter by my
great
slaughter ‘mr d!ck’.
At night i called her and i noticed that her voice
sounds more
sweet on the phone that real life. *well why won’t she? When she
is in choir* we talked for some minutes and i
terminated the call.
Then i noticed that she was on 2go. That was when i
conversation really began. After some weeks i
noticed i was beginning to like her and also i notice that she was
beginning to
like me also. Because after service sometimes we
will sit and
chat for a while before she will depart. And
whenever she gets home, she will call to inform me that she has gotten
home.
Our
call rate increased with time, sometimes we talk
twice a day and
chat frequently on 2go that sometimes our
discussion will last till we have finished our credits late in the night. In
the middle of
our discussions i found out that she has just
graduated and she
awaits her service, also she was from a middle
class family and she attended one of the states university. With time
we graduated
into making night calls and along the line we sang,
laughed and
joked about almost everything except for
relationship issue.
Joy was a pretty good singer and she was vast in many
songs.
One night while making night call, i asked her to
sing for me and
she sang spanish guitar by toni braxton, i was so
moved, then i had the courage to ask her some questions.
Me: i love that song so much
Joy: me too
Me: do you really mean the words u sang in those
songs?
Joy: why did you ask?
Me: nothing. Its just that i would like to practice what
you sang
in the song
Joy: hmmmm, with who nau?
Me: with the singer of course. Lol
Joy: with toni braxton *she said forming ignorance* lol
Me: which toni? i mean you
Joy: me? Ah i don’t think it will be possible o.
Me: why? Haven’t you dated a guy before? Or am i a
monster?
Joy: its not like that. Its just that i don’t want to rush into any
relationship for now again.
Me: what happened?
Joy: i just want to take my time. She said with a
faint voice. i just
don’t want to experience any heartbreak again.
¤¤WATCH OUT FOR PART 3¤¤
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