*clears throat*
so i just came bck from work today so tired. Parked my car in the garage, came down, unlocked my house entered inside dropped my bag on the couch.
God! am so damn hungry, dashes into the kitchen.
Ha, Economy Again! no food.
Rushed out decided to go buy indomie.

Ab.oky: haaa, oga i don come? oga oga o.
Me: I Need Indomie.
?
Me:
how much is the indomie?.
Ab.oky: oga
#60 naira.
Me:
ha!, #60 naira? indomie of #30 naira before? Naw #60 naira?.
Ab.oky: oga naw,
it's not me its buhari.

INDOMIE #30 NAIRA IS NOW #60 NAIRA. God!, i wanted to buy 3 indomies for #90 naira, now i will have to buy 2 indomie even Add twenty_naira on top. Double the Price?
Me:
give me two sugar? Ab.oky:= oga its #40 forty naira now.
Whaaat!
*dashes out in full speed!!!*
.

.
.

.


I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE, WHERE'S BUHARI.? PLEASE SHOW ME HIM...? ...WHO SAW HIM?...