I don laff tire...

Make una see me see wahalaoooo, this one pass kasala ooo.

I went for the burial of a friend's grand father somewhere in Idah. In that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell who is next to die. So the man came along and said that the next person who is going to die is the one who decides to leave the burial ground first.

Since yesterday I still dey there ooh, nobody wan go first ooo, everybody including the old men just lie down. Even an old man at age 112 years is lying down beside me. He is asking me if my people never start to look for me?

As am talking to u now. I am still lying down. What should I do?
Biko advice needed