My Advice To Tenant

Tips for Renting an Apartment

Hints to take seriously when renting an apartment.

1. If you notice a lot of shops in the neighbourhood selling or repairing generators, it means light is not constant in that area.

2. Beware of houses that the children of the original owners manage. You might end up paying rent to each of the children.

3. Try buying recharge card to know the type of neighbours you have. If the maximum you can get is only 200 naira, well, you know the kind of neighbours you have.

4. You don’t have a car and you want to rent house in a gated community where Okadas are not allowed to enter? Pity yourself o.

5. Bring out all your phones and modems to see which ones will get the strongest network signal. Start to give the strongest line to people that ask for your phone number.

6. Avoid houses that are near garages, whether Okada, keke Napep or bus garage. Apart from the noise and pollution, you know that NURTW change in leadership can be bloody. They use cutlasses, knives and the like to displace their ‘chairman’. You don’t want to get caught up in struggle for control of garage because your house is nearby.

7. Ensure that good schools are not too far away for your children. That way, they might be able to get to school even during fuel scarcity.

8. For the ladies, try and dissuade your husband or fiancé from renting apartment near bars or clubs. You should know why. Also ensure that no eX’s are nearby to avoid reigniting flames that should be dead.

9. If for any reason, you don’t want extended family living with you, by all means avoid 3-bedroom flats, especially if your children are young. When ‘anti’ comes from the village for a visit and sees an unoccupied room, your excuse for refusing your cousins becomes weak.
Good Luck...!!!

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VERY GOOD TIPS.

funny but true tips


If we choose to consider some of these tips most of the houses in Lagos will be vacant.

very on point

Thank you o.

Funny but facy

Funny but fact

Nonsense. You should be advising them on how to become land lords and not how to be tenants for life

Funny but true

On point, funny in a way

this is funny

Check churches around to see how they keep their speakers outside and how often they hold vigils.

no 9 is so true....it happened to me

10. If you do have a car (or 18-seater commercial bus) ensure your house has a gate.





Meanwhile, 18-seater commercial bus available here for just 750k

Ensure there are no churches around else you'll have to sacrifice your precious sleep every night doing vigil with them from your bedroom.

Number 3 though

nice one

Naso

Nice tips!

Thank you op

A little bit of sarcastic but I think I like the tips. Nice

Nice write up

INTROVERT:
VERY GOOD TIPS.

I knw say ur house dey near garage

number 2, got me laughing. so true!!

LOVEGINO:
I knw say ur house dey near garage

IF I HEAR?

no 9 no9 no 9

Nice tips

Aotoidee123:
My Advice To Tenant

Tips for Renting an Apartment

Hints to take seriously when renting an apartment.

3. Try buying recharge card to know the type of neighbours you have. If the maximum you can get is only 200 naira, well, you know the kind of neighbours you have.


XEUS REALTIES LTD,

Haha. This ripped me off. Best tip ever.

You no advice them make dem dey safe money go buy land, even if na ifo or ibafo make dem no turn tenant forever.