A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for Easter dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is
beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice,
she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty
fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the
dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said
in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!" The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came
across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the
pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and
longer rrrriiip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit
"Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes
later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think
about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and
yelled,"Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"

lol funny

Can u Imagine

i hope the dog got away on time,she must have entered the ground immediately

lol

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OMG

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shine your own, if you still get

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nice one