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Naira Squad by Milo30(m): 2:12pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
So Tafawa Balewa can't buy
anything in this country right
now. He is just used for change. I
remember when Lord Lugard
used to buy me 'aya'. Now the
guy is of no use. Alvan Ikoku is
just holding on for dear life, as
he can only buy pure water.
Murtala Moh'd is for detergents
now. But the guy can't wash
white because he can't buy So
Klin. Wazobia can't buy Indomie
anymore without help. Murtala or
Ikoku has to be involved.
Awolowo is just looking at us. He
can only buy recharge cards and
cup of rice, despite being the
leader of the Western region.
Ahmadu Bello is now recharge
card for average big boys and
girls. The guy was smiling in
notes from previous years. In
new prints he is doing the 'SMH'
pose. He can't even buy you
regular Richfull or Victan singlet.
Azikiwe that used to feel like a
boss can't even afford one mudu
of rice now. He has to go with
Saduana or Awolowo before he
can buy boxers. Zik that could
walk into a store a grab half
carton of small indomie,
mtcheew! Clement Isong is just
furious! He can't get you
anything on his own. He needs
help before he can blink. He can't
even get you a t-shirt self. Heck!
He can't even buy 3 in 1 boxers
from them Aboki guys. They be
like '3 in 1 boxers? Albarka
Clement!' The worst part is
before you can get his squad
members of equivalent value, you
have to give up Ahmadu Bello for
something pretty useless. Try
taking him to a bike man and
see. One carton of small indomie
is now bigger than Clement and
Zik combined, imagine! Ahmadu
Bello is hissing because one
mudu of garri will soon be too
heavy for him alone. 'The labours
of our heroes past shall never be
in vain' and Balewa can't even
lick lollipop or buy pencil. Change
begins with Tafawa Balewa too
o. Na wa o. Benji Franklin and his
friends are just laughing at
Clement Isong and his squad. |
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