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Relationship Advice by spiliphiano: 7:55pm On Oct 12, 2016
I spoke to a girl tha I love, she agree and she ready to date me, but she has someone that is dating, what should I do,? plz Advice me.
Re: Relationship Advice by Nobody: 8:09pm On Oct 12, 2016
Take the person to a restaurant for a friendly chat, put rat poison in his food, watch him eat it and struggle for breath.. Tell him "your time has come to an end"

Drop a napkin on his dead body and walk away..

Go back at night, salt and burn the body..




Or...



Rent a sniper from Russia, $250 an hour, take the guy to an open space and tell the sniper not to miss his heart..

Lay a rose on his dead body, and just before you walk away.. Tell him the story of Beowulf..

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