If life was Nigerian movie, one day thunder will strike and C Ronaldo will fall on d pitch and start shouting "i will confess!!!, I will confess!!!
Pls o i will talk o, i tied kaka and made him lose form



Spectators: heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

Ronaldo continues: I also used d charm I got from Portugal to tie bale, to make sure he doesn't shine better.

Ronaldo coughs and continues : I cursed the Jersey number 7 in ManUtd so that any player that wears it will become a dummy like
Michael Owen
Anthony Valencia
Adnan Januzaj
Memphis Depay.

Plz don't give that Jersey to Rashford unless......

Spectators: heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

Coach: ALU!!!! ABOMINATION!!!!!

Ronaldo continues: when I heard we were about to buy pogba,I made sure he did not come to Madrid, but as a stubborn black man, he had to leave, so I made him him useless and sent him to my former club
Spectators: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coach:come and be going

Ed Woodward: what did we do to deserve this?

nigerianss we too much..true or faulse


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Lalasticlala

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