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Lol!!!!!! For Ladies by stormybucci(m): 11:07am On Oct 16, 2016
If Your Boyfriend is above 30years,
has all the latest fashion glasses,
has all the latest face caps,
has all the latest fashion cloths,
wears expensive perfumes,
wears expensive watches,
uses expensive phones (even bought one for
you),
Wears expensive shoes,
But he still lives in his younger brother’s/friend’s
house…
Come forward,
Come
come,
don’t be afraid,
what is happening to you is not ordinary…
God has remembered you today
Raise your hand up…
Raise it up very well,
Then bend it and place it on your head,
preferably where your mind tells you your brain is
located,
Then repeat these prayers after me,
My father my father!!!!
Wherever they have buried my brain,
in my maternal village,
in my paternal village,
in the coven,
Vomit it now!!!!
oya start shouting,
Vomit! Now! (1000x)
When you’re done….
Go back to your house and never meet with that
IDIOT
again!……..
Receive brain to use your sense!!!….
Amen? Amen!!!
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.
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looooool
Re: Lol!!!!!! For Ladies by jozee8: 4:59pm On Oct 16, 2016
hahahahahaha, see how dema dodge this bulet
Re: Lol!!!!!! For Ladies by ambitionlife(m): 6:41pm On Oct 16, 2016
I smell MFM praying band here

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