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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 11:15pm On Feb 15, 2018 |
vivie01:E Don work . I have a product for you: Fairly used pythons for sale...They can swallow a minimum of 25 million from any bank or office - Agric one available also. Can swallow 100 million, foreign currency....Even bitcoins Just contact me� Vivie01..... Place your order now! Offer valid while stock last 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 11:18pm On Feb 15, 2018 |
@Sugar97.....what sort of OP are you? We boku wey dey await your update. Oya come and do the needful. This is dedicated to you : I am just leaving zenith bank now, I went to drop bitter cola around the bank premises, because of snake... I no wan hear say anything do my money.. Heading to GT Bank Now��� 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by Nobody: 12:38am On Feb 16, 2018 |
Re: Fun Arena by Nobody: 12:41am On Feb 16, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:Lol 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Arena by Sugar97(f): 8:31pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
okikiosibodu: Lol...you could switch to FCMB though . I saw on twitter that they have a snake repellant. Thank you so much for this, it made my night. I find your jokes "wittily funny" abi is it "funnily witty" sef. There's sha wit and funny Errr...you're referring to my diary? Don't mind me, its laziness that is doing me. I will change 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 9:12pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
okikiosibodu: No thanks. I jump pass on this one. |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 5:18am On Feb 18, 2018 |
Sugar97:Thank you, I am sheepishly blushing, or will I say I am blushing sheepishly? Anyways, your remark is greatly appreciated, abi na Appreciated Greatly I go yarn sef? We are longing for the turning of a new leaf. And yes, it's is your diary. I didn't want to ruin it, hence my bringing it here 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 5:26am On Feb 18, 2018 |
vivie01:I wee gif yu diskaunt o..... U no go still gree? Oya let us learn new words from a student of Prof. Vivie01, of (in Basket month's voice) Umukoro Development Community High School... Animals that eat plants are called HERBIVORES Animals that eat flesh are called CARNIVORES Animals that eat both plant and flesh(meat) are called OMNIVORES What are animals that swallow #36million called? CASHIVORES ca·shiv·o·rous /ˌkärˈshiv(ə)rəs/ adjective 1. (of an animal) feeding on cash. synonyms: cash-eating, money-eating, lootivorous; 2. (of a snake) able to swallow cash, especially through spiritual means. Origin Nigerian, early 21st century. Sample uses 1. Akin is not Cashivorous. 2. Jamb officials are the most popular Cashivorous animals after the excecuthieves and legislooters. 3. It is almost impossible to notice Cashivorous Paramoles invading the CBN vault. Related forms noun: cashivorism adverb: cashivorously noun: cashivorousness adjective: noncashivorous adverb: noncashivorously noun: noncashivorousness adjective: uncashivorous adverb: uncashivorously noun: uncashivorousness Vivie01, are you cashivorous? 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 2:11pm On Feb 18, 2018 |
Oh my! I am not Cashivorous o I am an executive that can make good use of the cash the cashivorous animals swallow if it comes to my side (account). 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 2:15pm On Feb 18, 2018 |
okikiosibodu: LOL. |
Re: Fun Arena by Nobody: 6:07pm On Feb 18, 2018 |
Funny guy 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 4:50am On Feb 19, 2018 |
vivie01:Jamb question set by Prof. Vivie01, for Gucciqueen38 . . . JAMB QUESTIONS 2018 1. Animals that eat money are called... A. Carnivores. B. Omnivores. C. Monivores. D. Herbivores. 2. What is the natural habitat for naira-eating snakes? A. Aquatic B. Jamb headquarters C. Terrestrial D. Forest 3. The process by which a snake swallows money is called... A. Phagocytosis B. Engulfing C. Pinocytosis D. Embezzlement. UTME 2018, leaked... Maths,...the probability of x snake swallowing 36million naira is y find x. English,... Fill in the blank ....... A snake swallowed 36million. a)could it be true? b) it could be true? c) true it could be? Biology... Sketch the dorsoventral view of the snake capable of swallowing 36million naira... Physics... Calculate the escape velocity with which a snake swallowed 36million Naira and disappeared unnoticed... take speed of light (8x10*9km/s) Chemistry... What is the mola mass of 36million Naira...? Economics... a snake worth 36million Naira define its opportunity cost. Geography... Where on earth can we find the snake that swallowed our 36million Naira? Best of luck... 3 Likes
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Re: Fun Arena by LiXxGH: 2:04pm On Feb 19, 2018 |
>>I'm begining to have this strong passion for snakes walai...
please wia can i get one to keep as pet?<< 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 4:10pm On Feb 19, 2018 |
okikiosibodu: Gucciqueen38, your time starts now! |
Re: Fun Arena by Nobody: 4:43pm On Feb 19, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:1) C 2) B 3) B 4) 5) A . . . Behind your wardrobe 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by Nobody: 4:44pm On Feb 19, 2018 |
vivie01:Done sis 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 8:33pm On Feb 19, 2018 |
Gucciqueen38: Good student! You missed number 3 though. Its 'D' Other science subjects need be answered by someone else. MrWondah you want to give it a trial? |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 10:39pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
My cousin came back with her son from UK. He was playing his video game in the evening when NEPA took the light by 8pm. He screamed mummy mummy help me am blind. His mum said to him don't worry when they switch on the generator, you will become deaf 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 10:48pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
I've learned that making a "living"is not the same thing as making a "life".it is well...... 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 10:51pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
One fake friend, can do more damage than five enemies 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 10:57pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
With the way animals in Nigeria are swallowing money these days,
I may have to close my First Bank account.
I don't trust that elephant on their logo |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 11:03pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Welcome to Nigeria Where our parents will remove there glasses just to hear exactly what u 're saying..... 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 11:05pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Why is it that people sitting inside keke will be looking at those trekking like they've made it in life? 3 Likes |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 6:14pm On Feb 28, 2018 |
Copied A Corporate Story: Every day, a small Ant arrives at work very early and starts work immediately. She produces a lot and she was happy. The Chief, a Tiger, was surprised to see that the Ant was working without supervision. He thought if the Ant can produce so much without supervision, wouldn’t she produce even more if she had a supervisor! So he recruited a Bee who had extensive experience as supervisor and who was famous for writing excellent reports. The Bee’s first decision was to set up a clocking in attendance system. He also needed a secretary to help him write and type his reports and he recruited a Rabbit , who managed the archives and monitored all phone calls. The Tiger was delighted with the Bee's reports and asked him to produce graphs to describe production rates and to analyse trends, so that he could use them for presentations at Board‘s meetings. So the Bee had to buy a new computer and a Laser printer and recruited a Cat to manage the IT department. The Ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork and meetings which used up most of her time…! The Tiger came to the conclusion that it was high time to nominate a person in charge of the department where the Ant worked. The position was given to the Monkey, whose first decision was to buy an Air Conditioner and an ergonomic chair for his office. The new person in charge, the Monkey, also needed a computer and a personal assistant , who he brought from his previous department, to help him prepare a Work and 'Budget Control Strategic Optimisation Plan' The Department where the Ant works is now a sad place, where nobody laughs anymore and everybody has become upset... It was at that time that the Bee convinced the boss, the Tiger; of the absolute necessity to start a climatic study of the environment . Having reviewed the charges for running the Ant’s department , the Tiger found out that the Production was much less than before. So he recruited the Owl, a prestigious and renowned consultant to carry out an audit and suggest solutions. The Owl spent three months in the department and came up with an enormous report, in several volumes, that concluded... . . . . “ The Department is overstaffed ...” . . . . Guess who the Tiger fires first? . . . Of course, the Ant........., "....because she showed lack of motivation and had a negative attitude. " Does this ring a bell or sound familiar? *********** "The Characters in this fable are fictitious; any resemblance to real people or facts within your Corporate Institution is pure coincidence only…" I found this really worth reading. I hope you enjoyed it too. |
Re: Fun Arena by Sugar97(f): 5:41pm On Mar 07, 2018 |
okikiosibodu: Hey...hi I'm actually just seeing this. Its been a while 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by imeeti: 9:53pm On Mar 07, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:Why write copied Making it look as if you own the intellectual property to all other works here. Have you not been copying and pasting before. |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 10:11am On Mar 08, 2018 |
imeeti:I don't even know how to respond to your post, 'cos I don't recall any post claiming credits that all the posts were from my intellect. The very first post on this thread, gave an overview of what the thread is about. If you are trying to pull legs well, I will say it's working. But if it is to impel a cyber fisticuff, you will not get the desired result, 'cos it is not my thing... No hard feelings Goodluck 3 Likes |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 10:30pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:True 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 6:49pm On Mar 10, 2018 |
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 7:09pm On Mar 10, 2018 |
Best fighter jet simulator 1 Like
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 4:42am On Mar 14, 2018 |
I went to a Yoruba Restaurant and ordered for pepper soup..... In fact let me cut the long story short I need a new tongue. 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 4:44am On Mar 14, 2018 |
I just bought my car air freshener now, feeling excited now, I can't wait to buy the car. I am taking things one step at a time. I know sum fiful is beefing me already. |
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