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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 1:47pm On Sep 30, 2018 |
Vivie01, 1.Did you go to church? A. If no, why? B. If yes, what did you learn? Now, I am feeling like a lecturer |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 1:51pm On Sep 30, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:Lol. ... and now I'm feeling like a student whose lecturers are on strike. *Closed my note, kept away in my bag and refused to do the assignment till the strike is called off*. 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 1:56pm On Sep 30, 2018 |
vivie01:You know that brag about lecturers having absolute power over the marks they can award to anyone? I think I will brag with that now.... I wee "rumuv" twenty marks from your exam score. If you know what to do, see me in my office before going home.. Otherwise, I'll advice you look for another elective course 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 2:02pm On Sep 30, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:*Walks away cos I know when the strike is called off, I will come back with a good wine to appease you*. 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 2:05pm On Sep 30, 2018 |
vivie01:SEE this babe, you don't want to be cornered. Who says I drink wine? 1 Like
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Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 2:11pm On Sep 30, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:If not wine, then 'kola' will do. |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 2:15pm On Sep 30, 2018 |
vivie01:Hehehehehe. Almost peed on myself. Love your sense of humor. Got to go. Catch up with you some other time. Wish you a fruitful week ahead. Make us proud 1 Like
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Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 2:17pm On Sep 30, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:Lol. Do have a wonderful week ahead. Remain blessed bro. 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 3:23pm On Sep 30, 2018 |
Sugar97:It have tey I last saw your Brake Light.... Please what happened to your thread? |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 1:18am On Oct 01, 2018 |
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 1:53am On Oct 01, 2018 |
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 8:27pm On Oct 03, 2018 |
Some ladies are very funny. 10k lipstick for a lip that cannot even pronounce "Ecclesiastes". Nonsense! 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 8:28pm On Oct 03, 2018 |
" is better you keep silent, because anything you say will be use against you in the court of law " Move it That is the only English Nigerian police can speak fluently 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 10:10pm On Oct 03, 2018 |
When you cannor comman go and kee yourself 1 Like
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Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 1:34pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:When you lie to your wife that you are going for biz meeting in Dubai Saw her at Eko hotel holding hand with ex You cant approach them cos you are in Dubai yourself......chai! E go come dey pepper am for body. 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 2:03pm On Oct 09, 2018 |
Who are village people? Village are those who made you beat a soldier man's daughter and still tell her to go and call her fatheR |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:48am On Oct 10, 2018 |
Ogaizzy:Hehehehehe |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:50am On Oct 10, 2018 |
Scientific sex fact :research has it that men have 53 liters of sperms in their life time, some men are left with 3 liters and not yet married 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:59am On Oct 10, 2018 |
I was just wondering ... Can you trust a nurse whose husband sell coffins..? |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:21pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
If your primary objective is to look sexy, you will only attract guys whose primary objective is to have sex. |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 10:26pm On Oct 12, 2018 |
Dedicated to Sugar97.... Been long I last saw your footprint. Hope you are good? You may not believe in this but the advice is great! Read all the way down, you might learn something!!! 1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Marry a man or woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, "I love you", mean it. 5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 7. Believe in love at first sight. 8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. 9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. 10. In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling. 11. Don't judge people by their relatives. 12. Talk slowly but think quickly. 13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" 14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 15. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze. 16. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. 17. Remember the three R's: a) Respect for self; b) Respect for others; c) Responsibility for all your actions. 18. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. 19. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 20. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice. 21. Spend some time alone. 22. All these principles will be ours ONLY when we put them to practice. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 7:52am On Oct 13, 2018 |
I Need an Answer Please! Which one is (Two zero two four) (a) 2024. (b) 0044. (c) 0024. (d) 2044. |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 1:21pm On Oct 13, 2018 |
okikiosibodu: Answer is A. 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 11:08am On Oct 14, 2018 |
vivie01:You gorrit mehn |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 11:08am On Oct 14, 2018 |
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 11:17am On Oct 14, 2018 |
A wise husband who knows that his wife was created in the image of God does not tell his wife that she is becoming fat. Rather he says "Honey, the image of God is increasing" 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 4:06pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
Intelligent students should answer this question correctly. A teacher walked into a classroom and said if only YESTERDAY was tomorrow today would have been a SATURDAY. On which day did the teacher made this statement? A. SUNDAY B. MONDAY C. TUESDAY D. WEDNESDAY E. THURSDAY F. FRIDAY G. SATURDAY |
Re: Fun Arena by lightwhite: 7:08pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:MONDAY 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 4:02pm On Oct 19, 2018 |
lightwhite:Very correct. Bravo
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:23pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
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