kinglekan:


Well now i can take my mind off you. Don't forget to send me a post card of your honeymoon when you two finally tie the knot.

Lol @ superior logic

No hun you look sweeter than you sound. Your mouth is ticking grenade

you think i look sweet?
Surprising cuz I'm always bein' told(off and online) i look like I'd hurt somebody.

KingCheezyPuff:
you think i look sweet?
Surprising cuz I'm always bein' told(off and online) i look like I'd hurt somebody.

Oh you do hun! Sweet is me being modest. But your tongue can torch down an entire city.

If they were referring to you looks, then it's most definitely sacarsm. I am sure you have always struck back like a lightening bolt each time they told you that. I have never seen you back down at a jab thrown at you.

kinglekan:


Oh you do hun! Sweet is me being modest. But your tongue can torch down an entire city.

If they were referring to you looks, then it's most definitely sacarsm. I am sure you have always struck back like a lightening bolt each time they told you that. I have never seen you back down at a jab thrown at you.

It's kinda funny you think this because I work in customer service and i swallow alot
in part because it's my job too put up a wall around my emotions and part my introverted nature
~~~
I think it's cuz you only get 2 see me interact here.

KingCheezyPuff:
It's funny you think this because I work in customer service and i swallow alot
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I think it's cuz you only get 2 see me interact here.

OMG! You work in customer service?

Was going to ask you how come you haven't been fired, till i saw "...and I swallow alot".

Hun customer service isn't the real definition of character, it's just make believe with fake smiles. I think a part of you is displayed online cos you actually don't owe anyone squat.

kinglekan:


OMG! You work in customer service?

Was going to ask you how come you haven't been fired, till i saw "...and I swallow alot".

Hun customer service isn't the real definition of character, it's just make believe with fake smiles. I think a part of you is displayed online cos you actually don't owe anyone squat.

Shut up im nice
~~
Very small part
i don't go around firing off at people
I think you'd be surprised if you met me offline,given yer view of me .

KingCheezyPuff:
Shut up im nice
~~
Very small part
i don't go around firing off at people
I think you'd be surprised if you met me offline,given yer view of me .

Ok you're nice. Happy?

You kidding me right @bold? . You always ready to shoot each time you see my mentions. I doubt you even have friends on here save for your boo Stupid.Goat

Sure I would be, you are a bundle of surprises

kinglekan:


Ok you're nice. Happy?

You kidding me right @bold? . You always ready to shoot each time you see my mentions. I doubt you even have friends on here save for your boo Stupid.Goat

Sure I would be, you are a bundle of surprises

yer right I don't.
But that's more likely ta do with the fact I aint really tried 2 make any.
~
You know why I'm here? Ta play.

~~~~ ~~~
what!? You mean yer whole view of me is based on the times im clowing on you?

KingCheezyPuff:
yer right I don't.
But that's more likely ta do with the fact I aint really tried 2 make any.
~
You know why I'm here? Ta play.
~~~~ ~~~
what!? You mean yer whole view of me is based on the times im clowing on you?

I have feeling you don't want to make any. Which is fine though, as long as you catch your fun here. But on a second thought why are you so drawn to this forum, it's almost like you're here each time you're less busy. I am not insinuating anything before you pour out your venom on me.. . Just an observation

No sweets... My view is made up of a large percentage of your posts.

kinglekan:


I have feeling you don't want to make any. Which is fine though, as long as you catch your fun here. But on a second thought why are you so drawn to this forum, it's almost like you're here each time you're less busy. I am not insinuating anything before you pour out your venom on me.. . Just an observation

No sweets... My view is made up of a large percentage of your posts.

I won't harm you
~~
I like this form because Im a little bit drawn 2 the fact ya'll are real Africans
and i mean 1's who actually live on continental africa

It's alluring ,yer culture,yer location.

~~~~~
Plus i loving clowning the good people of Nairaland when i can

KingCheezyPuff:
I want harm you
I like this form because Im a little bit drawn 2 fact ya'll are real Africans and i mean 1's who actually live on continental africa
~~
It's alluring ,yer culture,yer location. ~~~~~
Plus i loving clowning the good people of Nairaland when i can [/i]

Oh I see . Just take it easy with your clowning either way so it doesn't bite you hard on the butt someday

Off to bed... Was nice chatting with a cool headed version of you. You can now revert back to the gummybear we all know.

kinglekan:


Oh I see . Just take it easy with your clowning either way so it doesn't bite you hard on the butt someday

Off to bed... Was nice chatting with a cool headed version of you. You can now revert back to the gummybear we all know.

Don't go ta bed , I'm not done yet
~~~
I am no longer GummyBear
I deactivated it. I got banned tell 2026

KingCheezyPuff:
Don't go ta bed , I'm not done yet
~~~
I am no longer GummyBear
I deactivated it. I got banned tell 2026

Sleep has evaded me tonight

You're not done? Do you have something for me?

ROTFL.. @2026..Who did you murder online? So you're freely roaming around when you should be behind bars. What's the name of the MoD? I need to report you ASAP!

kinglekan:


Sleep has evaded me tonight

You're not done? Do you have something for me?

ROTFL.. @2026..Who did you murder online? So you're freely roaming around when you should be behind bars. What's the name of the MoD? I need to report you ASAP!

Good .
Now listen up cuz i wanna say this only 1nce
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As CheezyPuff i called Bushboy a pig because he tried ta sorta kick me outta his thread with that stupid trash can meme
~~
But he locked my angry retort.
we went round about like that until i was banned for a whole week!!!!!

KingCheezyPuff:
Good .
Now listen up cuz i wanna say this only 1nce
~~
As CheezyPuff i called Bushboy a pig because he tried ta sorta kick me outta his thread with that setup trash can meme
~~
But he locked mu angry retort and we round about like that unlit I was banned for a whole week!!!!!
~~~
I was angry for a bit but
switched 2 GummyBear some day or 2 later
and that clown windupmerchant snuck up on me 1 day and reported me 2 Mynd for rule 19.

Look at her feeling funky with herself as though she is FLOTUS.. . Who CheezyPuff Epp?

Tell me you didn't deserve the trash can meme?
Windup.merchant the loose cannon ball snitched on you. That must have really hurt. Sorry hun

But the morale of this your short prologue is that you got what you deserved, init?

kinglekan:




Look at her feeling funky with herself as though she is FLOTUS.. . Who CheezyPuff Epp?

Tell me you didn't deserve the trash can meme?
Windup.merchant the loose cannon ball snitched on you. That must have really hurt. Sorry hun

But the morale of this your short prologue is that you got what you deserved, init?

But that dude started it doh!!!

KingCheezyPuff:
But that dude started it doh!!!

Like you were not the first to taunt him?

kinglekan:



Like you were not the first to taunt him?

I didn't
believe it or not but I don't start Most fights

KingCheezyPuff:
I didn't
believe it or not but I don't start Most fights

Ok I believe you sweets. When you talk like this you sound so innocent

Now my eyes are finally shutting down. Won't you blow me a goodnight kiss?

kinglekan:


Ok I believe you sweets. When you talk like this you sound so innocent

Now my eyes are finally shutting down. Won't you blow me a goodnight kiss?

why would i blow kisses at you ,lekan

KingCheezyPuff:
why would i blow kisses at you ,lekan

...You never disappoint.

kinglekan:


...You never disappoint.

And you always come back
~~
i gotta go. Bye

TrapHedges:

Am a boy bro.. My signature and dp says it all

Cutehector:
Love is blind, they say, but in 2016, i've come to realise that there are some things that seem laughable to me, well I should use the word "awkward" or "weird", depending on which suits you, and one of such things is Why I think Asking a girl out through social media is totally not cool.

Please be aware that all what i've written here is as a result of past experiences and me just being realistic. I wouldn't reply anyone that wants to feel funky on my thread. Now sit back and enjoy your popcorn.



OK here we go.



1. You never know what she is up to


Hell yes!. You two tell each other sweet words, you chat day and night, you call each other, but here is the thing, in actual sense, she doesn''t have feelings for you, never have, and never will.. she's out there, going on dates, cooking for a male friend, probably hanging her legs 180 degrees for people like obontami , kissing that dude who escorts her to her house in the night, and here you are, forming all lovey dovey on social media, you two haven't met! She calls you sweet names, you waste your money on airtel, mtn, glo, sending her recharge card, sending her Lil amounts of money... but yet, you two haven't met! How much more foolish could you be? You can call me slow, whatever, buh what I will never do is to ask a lady out who i've not met! It's stvpid, infact, silly, crazy or whatever name u wish to call it.




2: You have no idea about what she looks like



You fell in love with mere pictures! Not an actual human being. At this stage of your life, you should understand that pictures decieve. She might have knock kneels, she might have a bow-leg, she might not be as you programmed how she'd look like in your head, how the fvck then do u now think you as literate adult in your right senses to profess your love for her? Cmon let's be realistic for once. OK let me not sound like as if i'm hell bent on the ladies, even you as a lady, you think you have a crush on him right? Have sense for once, he might have a pot belly, he might be a cultist, he might be a pervert, he might be a serial rapist, whichever the case, never you ever ever profess you love for someone you haven't met physically. I know you enjoy his or company, but hey, calm down, take it easy. Be patient, you two will soon meet. Only after you two have met you can actually decide if you wish to go on with the love you have for him or her.





3: Because it sounds funny.


I've been a fool once, look i"ve never met this girl in actual sense, infact she was the one who wooed me.. as we progressed in the "fake love" she started making demands. And I being stvpid back then sent her money from Tim to time. I'm damn serious. Look, i've not sent my sister money, it's girl i"ve not met I will be sending money. God was seriously laughing at my naivety. When we finally met, it turned out that she is a confirmed Ashawo! If you ask me how I got to know, you are a dumb fool as I was then. That day, I ended the "fake relationship" we had. Good riddance to bad rubbish. I rather send money now to my sister than to Send money to someone who I haven't seen.




4: Because I feel it's not right to ask a Girl out on social media



Well my first three points were based on the negative side, actually I feel it's not right to ask a girl out on social media. Some ladies have actually given me the greenlight to just pop the question buh I tell them we should see first. If I ask a girl out on social media, then it means I won't take you seriously. Just as we started the relationship on whatsapp, or nairaland, or BBM, so it will end on whatsapp, nairaland or BBM. I gotta be honest.. if I truly value you, i"d walk up to you in person and say it vocally.




5: you never know if the person at the other end is truly what she says she is.



Well, so many times, I think a lot of male nairalanders have fallen victim on this. The girl you think you are crushing on might just be a hoax. Yes! A guy may be the person operating on that account, then you stvpidly ask "her" out, you stvpidly think "she" is real because you called and the smart dude gave the phone to a girl to answer making you believe "she" is real. Let's take nairaland for example, The only time you"ll be certain that someone is really behind her female moniker is when you two have met, and you require her to log into her nairaland account and you observe she is really who she says she is online.




Those who are in the same school of thought with me should share their views as well on the subject matter, I may be wrong, I may be right, but it's just the way I've grown to see it as it is.

Cutehector:
. She no get wahala, at least she dey respect herself for this forum....



E get some kyn babes Wey go finish your life with yabs online but when you meet them in person, you go begin ask "so na this kyn person Wey resemble bush girl dey form nonsense for nairaland"

obontami:
hector you crazy man
Out of the monikers in NL its my name you had to use as an example

Fccck you boy

Cutehector:
na u be boss na. We are your loyal subjects

obontami:
just playing with you man

How's your sunday going ??

Cutehector:
going well bro. Just tryn to finish up a job..

Cutehector:
my brother that really puts one popular female romancelander to mind... no matter how "matured" she showcases herself to be, my mind still dey tell me say na 18years old girl she be..

IamLEGEND1:
Social media?
ain't nobody got time fo' that shìt now.

I'm broke enough as it is,kerosene don finish for my stove and my garri is almost finished too. na me go use my own two hands send one faceless mofo recharge card?

at least if you show up on my doorsteps and ask for a reasonable amount in exchange for a romp between the sheets,then I go fit reason ur matter....it is,after all,a simple case of demand and supply.
If you deliver the pùssy ,I go rob my best friend if possible to pay you.