In the Southwestern part of the country, introduction ceremonies are significant during the process of getting married. It is where close family members of bride and groom to be, meet officially and get to know relatives of their son and daughter before the wedding day proper. Here are a few things that can go down during this introduction ceremony:














1. So you decide to remove the ‘Yoruba Demon’ tag once and for all by settling down

Front Page Material. Ride on Op.

op, what do u mean by 'yoruba demon tag'....knw try vomit non sense wey u knw no o

Make I buy this land...

never bring to a Yoruba Introduction before..

Hmmm! Ride on

2. You proceed to tell your parents that you want to settle down and you receive their blessings



Ori e wa ni be!

Lol

Okay

3. Then you honestly and humbly propose to your Baby Gea



Honey mi, my super-hot ewedu, the only gizzard in my plate of Asun…wee you marry me?

After going through all those procedures,some won't be contented with their supposed "missing rib"

4. How you and your ‘Retired Demon’ Gang storm your potential Bae’s territory on the introduction D-day



Ahhh, ota lenu …gbagbe osi !

5. You, wondering whether it is even necessary to prostrate and lie on the floor, just to greet your potential in-law




So I will stain my starched Agbada.

6. When her father is taking like forever to bless you people and you look up to be sure of what is going on


Ejo, Daddy…no be firewood dey for ground o. Na person body.

7. That your Aunty whose dress and makeup is so on fleek that one will mistake her for the bride-to-be

8. When you see people (that you don’t even know) at the Introduction Ceremony, and they start famzing and claiming cousins



You people will not even wait for the main wedding before doing Mogbo Moya.

sucreblazing:
op, what do u mean by 'yoruba demon tag'....knw try vomit non sense wey u knw no o

asfarasI'mconcerned,itisatag

though am an Igbo but dem yoruba and dem demon gang dey sweet me

following.

9. How your face lights up when you see your bride-to-be coming out in all her glory












See babe …I sabi better thing jo…

10. When the Alaga Iduro asks the bride-to-be whether she knows you and whether she wants to marry you




See ehn, Aunty Alaga Iduro, no spoil market for me o. I go throway you comot from this place.

11. Your face when the bride-to-be takes sometime before she answers Alaga Iduro ’s question


Ife mi, I beg you in the name of God, don’t do this to me, please.

12. When they start all those ‘special prayers’ for the well-being of your future family



My Father, My Lord…we cover this bosom and this prick with the special blood.

Very funny

13. When you sight that your uncle (that didn’t contribute anything to your education and upbringing) eating goat meat, drinking Goldberg and chopping life




Onku, enuff is enuff!

14. When you get a clue about what the Eru Iyawo Engagement list will look like





Owo Ori – N100,000, Owo Ijoko Agba – N100,000, Owo Ikanlekun – N100,000, Owo Aeroplane – N100,000, Owo Omo Ile – N250,000

Hahahaha

4 years thread. Very funny. Lalasticala this need to be on front-page oo