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How Do You Explain This Scenario To The Police by phranco(m): 5:05pm On Oct 25, 2016
Nigerian Police got you arrested and on your phone was a text message. "Abeg if u de come house, buy one AK 47 and more bullets make we take do nyt things. How do u explain to the Nigerian police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and more (Bullets) energy drinks. To make matters worst, ur friend's name is Robert and u saved it with Rob1.

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Re: How Do You Explain This Scenario To The Police by queenitee(f): 5:25pm On Oct 25, 2016
RIP
Pack your loads.
Life imprisonment ni, no story
Re: How Do You Explain This Scenario To The Police by ChemicalReaction(f): 5:35pm On Oct 25, 2016
Lol..
Re: How Do You Explain This Scenario To The Police by phranco(m): 5:48pm On Oct 25, 2016
lol, no story indeed
Re: How Do You Explain This Scenario To The Police by Tynasparks(f): 6:08pm On Oct 25, 2016
Lol
Re: How Do You Explain This Scenario To The Police by fuckpro: 9:07pm On Oct 25, 2016
Volunteer to take one of them home as under cover police when your friend comes in ask him to bring out the 'Ak-47' and 'bullets' and if your story checks out there will be vodka and energy drink drinking galore sifini
Re: How Do You Explain This Scenario To The Police by yedidiah(m): 9:18pm On Oct 25, 2016
fuckpro:
Volunteer to take one of them home as under cover police when your friend comes in ask him to bring out the 'Ak-47' and 'bullets' and if your story checks out there will be vodka and energy drink drinking galore sifini
and you think say Nigeria Police get that kind time? the guy go dey lucky if he make am to the Police station alive sef

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