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I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by kayo80(m): 9:19pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
I just moved out of Lagos recently, but I make sure I visit Lagos at least 3 times a month, and spend extended times with my girlfriend when I do so. So, I went to Lagos over the last weekend, and yesterday, I stopped by to see my girl on my way to the park, and when I walked into her room, my eyes went straight to a transparent bowl by her bedside, and inside it was a large sized cucumber. I am sure if I hadn't seen that Miss Anambra girl's leaked video, I wouldn't have even noticed the cucumber, but my mind started racing, and trying to come up with the reason why she had the cucumber in her room. I don't even have anything with girls pleasuring themselves with Cucumbers, but it was the size of this particular cucumber that got me worried. It was quiet long, and I was thinking maybe my girl isn't satisfied with my thing. Anyway, she noticed something was wrong and asked what's up. I just blurted it out and asked what she was using the cucumber for. She looked shocked at first, then she laughed when she understood why I was asking. She told me someone recommended it for her bad memory. My girl's memory is really bad tho...like that Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler movie...But I am still wondering if she is telling me the truth. The thing has been bothering me since yesterday. When I logged into Nairaland tonight, I was just seeing many threads related to that Miss Anambra girl's leaked video, and it heightened my concern. What do you guys think? Is my girl lying? 1 Like
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Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by Kx: 9:22pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
It's for her memory. U hear me so 10 Likes |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by kayo80(m): 9:40pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
Kx: |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by Nobody: 9:44pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
childish nonsense #poo 2 Likes |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by NevetsIbot(m): 9:47pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
lol... The dude above me... Saddist 4 Likes |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by Nobody: 9:50pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by jamalnation(m): 9:55pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
No offense bt this is crap 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by NevetsIbot(m): 9:55pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
Jarizod:maybe words don finish from him dictionary.... |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by kayo80(m): 10:01pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
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Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by Nobody: 10:04pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
NevetsIbot: |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by goshikid: 10:09pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
Chai weti i no go see for nairaland |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by Nobody: 10:11pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
Season of Cumcuber Episode II 3 Likes |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by kayo80(m): 10:42pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
grayht: Hmm! |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by Dannidom(m): 11:22pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
but your observation and concern did more harm than good Now you are giving her ideas 5 Likes |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by Neimar: 11:23pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
cucumber d new Love Machine in town 2 Likes |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by TerrorSquad147: 11:54pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
bad market for Love Machine...#cucumber ti take over |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by kayo80(m): 12:07am On Oct 26, 2016 |
The price of cucumber will soon go up in the market. One lady on my Facebook said she went out to buy Cucumber in the market today, and when she said she wanted to buy Cucumber, she said people just echoed, 'Cucumber?' And they all started laughing. lol! 3 Likes |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by AfroMighty(m): 12:19am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Please a lady that lives alone with a big size cucumber in her room uses the cucumber for what? Bad memory or Creating Memory? 5 Likes |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by Reeberry: 12:52am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Your girl has bad memory as how? 1 Like |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by kayo80(m): 1:01am On Oct 26, 2016 |
AfroMighty: lol! |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by kayo80(m): 1:01am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Reeberry: She forgets things easily. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by loadedvibes: 1:09am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Lol. Can't stop laffn 2 Likes |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by HtwoOw: 2:44am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Lucky it wasn't used condoms Girls be like can someone not chop fruit again? 2 Likes |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by Kobicove(m): 3:31am On Oct 26, 2016 |
1 Like |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by Nobody: 4:08am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Yes a great sized cucumber that can hit all the right spot and make her "come" will definitely relive stress and improve memory. So yes, she need am for her bad memory 1 Like |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by ZeeAfrica(f): 5:45am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Between a cucumber and another guy in her bed, which one do u prefer? 1 Like |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by UncutSk(m): 5:56am On Oct 26, 2016 |
AfroMighty:I tire |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by rerhji(m): 7:30am On Oct 26, 2016 |
no matter d size of d cucumber its better Dan using 7up bottle like sum1 I knw 1 Like |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by goshikid: 7:55am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Dannidom:Lmao this guy and bad mouth sha... |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by goshikid: 7:57am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Vanillaskin:Are u sure you're a lady? |
Re: I Saw Cucumber Inside My Girlfriend's Room by fagbohun4j(m): 8:22am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Now the price of cucumber will increase. 1 Like |
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