U forgot d one of getting pepper on d tip of d dick

or when somebody or you, mistakenly hit ur balls... small touch o... The groaning and rumbling that follows though!

DifferentBoy1:


It happens to those with long sagging pendulums

Guess I'm that lucky.

have you ever tried urinating with a boner, your heading to the men's then you eyes catch that nice ass you start seeing yourself squeezing it next thing you've got a boner.

[i][/i]so i heard

dXtro:


Wetin happen

I tell you say something happen?

dimexy247:


I can only imagine

Lol i was less than 10years so it was a bit bearable(smaller Long John ), though it pealed and all that.

dimexy247:
6. Penis gets caught in the zipper
Countless number of times, this has happened to me.
Has your penis ever gotten caught in the zipper of your denim? Let’s not even talk about this one. Very painful Jesus.

hehehe

dimexy247:
6. Penis gets caught in the zipper
Countless number of times, this has happened to me.
Has your penis ever gotten caught in the zipper of your denim? Let’s not even talk about this one. Very painful Jesus.

lolss...how e take happen??

5minsmadness:


The pain is legendary.
You see a well suited up man go up to the podium and have a seat, at the last minute he miscalculates and sits on his family jewels.

But he cant jump up cos then everyone will know, right?

And he cant scream out in pain neither.

so you see him cautiously adjust with a fake smile plastered to his face while his eyes drain watery tears of agony and perchance some one beside him asks whats the matter he goes "MMmmmHHhmmm" "Mhhhhmmmm" cos he really cant talk cos of the pain and anyway all he is thinking right now is if he'll ever be able to have kids again...

lol. ....lwkmd. Really funny, no not funny as I can imagine the excruciating pain and agony.

dimexy247:
6. Penis gets caught in the zipper
Countless number of times, this has happened to me.
Has your penis ever gotten caught in the zipper of your denim? Let’s not even talk about this one. Very painful Jesus.

This is experienced in your early years like 6-10 years old. And not more than once or twice in your entire life. Unless you're so careless. And how do you zip your scrotal sac when you have your brief or pants on?

I can never forget the day I used Damatol as aftershave for my balls. Had to go open my ass to a full blast standing fan. Omo come see as people dey laugh for hostel that day. So embarrassing

Missyetty:
This is really hilarious

How did you know? Hahahaahahahahaahahhaaha

Anyone ever got bit on the peehole by a big red ant?
Well thats what woke me up last week
Took a nap under the wrong tree apparently

Urinating while high on tramadol??

Or that feeling when ur sitting on the toilet n ur joystick touches the inside of the toilet bowl

5minsmadness:


The pain is legendary.
You see a well suited up man go up to the podium and have a seat, at the last minute he miscalculates and sits on his family jewels.

But he cant jump up cos then everyone will know, right?

And he cant scream out in pain neither.

so you see him cautiously adjust with a fake smile plastered to his face while his eyes drain watery tears of agony and perchance some one beside him asks whats the matter he goes "MMmmmHHhmmm" "Mhhhhmmmm" cos he really cant talk cos of the pain and anyway all he is thinking right now is if he'll ever be able to have kids again...

Having a growers joystick n worrying that a girl will see u at resting size and think that its the normal size of ur joustick n then tell her friends that u have a small joystick

baby124:
Lmaooooo. So the balls get stuck on your tighs and you sit on it too? You can't make this stuff up. Many jokes will come out of this. Like "oga have a seat, mind your balls o"

Probably should try this with my huby!

freecocoa:
Guess someone has balls the size of oranges, hahaha.

You think its funny right

Dfinex:

lolss...how e take happen??

You really don't wanna know sis

fuckpro:
help me tellam,how can this be a recurring problem ... like is it your mum that zip the trouser for you,that problem stop at age 5 to 7 most

The pain is outta this world, esp if u have to unzip to free moby dick.

And your brain will make u forget that kind of pain so tey u repeat the mistake?

Nahhh.

Dfinex:


lol. ....lwkmd. Really funny, no not funny as I can imagine the excruciating pain and agony.

And after 5mins of sitting down u excuse yourself to the men's roon so you can cry with some dignity.

Audray:
Seriously?
That's it?
Men's problems are:
Boners,peeing properly,shaving, inadequate underwear,and pretending not to have feelings. Una never see anything.

I jst tire 4 dis guys ooo,all dey wrote was on balls n boner leaving finacial struggles n shyness to woman ....or even being broke why a rich dude steal ur gal....tired cow!!!!!

nailed it totally

Marlvin:


Guess I'm that lucky.

Yea, you are

dimexy247:


Sorry bro, I didn't mean to

The deed has been done.

dimexy247:
6. Penis gets caught in the zipper
Countless number of times, this has happened to me.
Has your penis ever gotten caught in the zipper of your denim? Let’s not even talk about this one. Very painful Jesus.

;DD Omo u no dey wear boxers?

SAMBARRY:
so men have lap friction aka ibotan?

Interesting

reli interestin

Audray:
Seriously?
That's it?
Men's problems are:
Boners,peeing properly,shaving, inadequate underwear,and pretending not to have feelings. Una never see anything.

lmao

uwaliya:

reli interestin

Ermm @5minsmadness please your attention is urgently needed here because I want to ask a question

IF men experience ibotan why aren't the in between of their laps black like ladies own

Thanks

5minsmadness:


You think its funny right

actually it is.why do you seem upset

You're not cute when you don't smile. Oya let me see your 32