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If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by kemisuga(f): 11:35am On Oct 27, 2009 |
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. "The happiest time of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. He completed it with a triumphant smile:"My mother!" The laughter and applause that followed this was deafening. A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. Unfortunately for him, he was a bit foggy after a couple of drinks. He said loudly to his wife, who was preparing dinner, "the happiest time of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife!" The wife went "What!" With shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out ", and I cant remember who she was!" By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water. Moral of the story: If you cant paste, dont copy! |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by tytylayor: 12:58pm On Oct 27, 2009 |
like u just did |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by kemisuga(f): 1:21pm On Oct 27, 2009 |
@ tyty na u sabi |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by Kunbee: 10:13pm On Oct 27, 2009 |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by studio43(m): 10:22pm On Oct 27, 2009 |
Your best aint good enough poster. Keep trying ok |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by Ben13: 11:24am On Oct 28, 2009 |
but Ctrl V is easier than Ctrl C |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by studio43(m): 1:13pm On Oct 28, 2009 |
Stale |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by Ben13: 5:30pm On Oct 28, 2009 |
you're stale yourself |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by donsponky(m): 5:44pm On Oct 28, 2009 |
that joke no follow at all, i wonder were you copy am from |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by studio43(m): 10:26am On Oct 29, 2009 |
I think sey na only me dey see am sef lol |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by Abbeycity4(f): 10:51am On Oct 29, 2009 |
i b wan read d story b4 but wit all those comments!!! i no go read am |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by studio43(m): 11:04am On Oct 29, 2009 |
Stop making it look as if u can read jare |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by Abbeycity4(f): 1:44pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
if i can't read, thn hw com u can write?? |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by tytylayor: 2:17pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
abbeycity, where u been dey? |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by nich(m): 2:30pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
Posted by: tytylayor like u just did ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: kemisuga @ tyty na u sabi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Kunbee ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Posted by: studio43 Your best aint good enough poster. Keep trying ok ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Ben-10 but Ctrl V is easier than Ctrl C ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: studio43 Stale ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Ben-10 you're stale yourself --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: donsponky that joke no follow at all, i wonder were you copy am from -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: studio43 I think sey na only me dey see am sef lol ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Abbey_city i b wan read d story b4 but wit all those comments!!! i no go read am ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: studio43 Stop making it look as if u can read jare --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Abbey_city if i can't read, thn hw com u can write?? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: tytylayor abbeycity, where u been dey? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by tytylayor: 2:32pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
wetin be ur problem? |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by nich(m): 2:35pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
Posted by: kemisuga @ tyty na u sabi |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by tytylayor: 2:40pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
may my God see u thru |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by nich(m): 2:42pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
Posted by: Kunbee |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by KennyG6(m): 2:48pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
kemisuga:funny |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by tytylayor: 2:50pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
u sure? |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by nich(m): 2:51pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
Posted by: studio43 I think sey na only me dey see am sef lol |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by Abbeycity4(f): 3:21pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
@joke lol dat man must b Studio!!!! @Tyty omo i dey o!!!!! i dey 4wia u kip me. . . . hw bory? |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by tytylayor: 3:33pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
u sure say na wia i kip u u stay? d last time i checked u were not there, how parole |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by IFELEKE(m): 3:36pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
poster, i dey suspect you, you sure say you no dey talk from experience? good one,put more effort |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by Abbeycity4(f): 4:21pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
tytylayor:but i told u i wnt to d parole: fyn o we thnk God!!!! |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by nich(m): 4:31pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
Posted by: Kunbee |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by Abbeycity4(f): 4:43pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
@nich Hope nothing? |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by nich(m): 4:51pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
they said copy & paste so Posted by: studio43 I think sey na only me dey see am sef lol nothin do u o jare |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by tytylayor: 5:48pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
nich is not ok, i'm dead sure |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by nich(m): 6:00pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
Posted by: tytylayor may my God see u thru Posted by: IFELEKE poster, i dey suspect you, you sure say you no dey talk from experience? good one,put more effort |
Re: If You Cant Paste, Dont Copy by kemisuga(f): 12:27pm On Oct 30, 2009 |
9ice already said it - "Photcopy ko easy" All una wey dey blame me, abeg post una own make we laugh |
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