she looks like a donkey, no insult.

Porous brain

Uniport give ha admission??

Cucumber dey na, if prick no satisfy u...ode

Well....she certainly seems to know what she wants.....hope she finds it.

I can only promise 5 round per day,if you don't mind

Pastor and Imam are preaching "no sex before marriage" and thereafter the man is a 'donkey' on bed, divorce follow according to Miss Tourism. One problem is solved to create another!

kvngveektour:
is it just me cos anytime I see miss...whatever, cucumber comes to mind.


such an innocent vegetable.


Teacher:state 3 uses of cucumber

Akpors: For eating

2.for face cleansing

3.pleasure giver in the other room

if you search the word "Cucumber" google will suggest 'do you mean miss Anambra'? This always appears on my dolphin zero.

alexisSr:

Brother, girls enjoy sex too. Okay? All of these societal pressures to shame something that is so natural is unnecessary. She's saying the truth. Men who last for two minutes imply do not satisfy. But it can be worked on, as long as the man and woman are patient with each other. Which is why a prior emotional connection always makes sex better.

The truth be told..most ladies these days have a warped mental disorientation as regards sexual things

The porn they watch and the different sizes of intimate gadgets have given them a deluded idea of what a man kini should look like.

So when a lady wishes for "a real man" in bed she is actually expecting a big dck guy that can match that of the camera enhanced dck of the porn stars they watch and ironically most of these ladies don't even know how to please a man in bed.

TroubleMaker47:
Na them

And na small pikin ooo

We are waiting for your sextape!

somebody should give that HOT 1 bag of 18''cucumber.

So u go just expect the man to kill himself just to satisfy you, what if u don't satisfy him nko, what should he do to you. Just open ur legs to everybody and u'd knw who will satisfy you.

At this rate, it's obvious cucumber will soon become very expensive and scarce.

These re the kind of ladies that end relationships due to frequent hardcore bleeping.


The real German machines don't make noise. They bleep you till people start asking u why u drastically losing weight

kingthreat:
No wonder beautiful intelligent girls dont compete in Nigerian beauty pageants. Its the low IQ ones that embrace it. Example this Miss Tourism that talks stupidly and her counterpart, Ms Chidinma Okeke that is ready to flick her tongue on twatt and abuse fruits for a good price.

I agree 100%

beautiful232:
Nigeria's hate the truth

why?

before nko who want a one minute man or woman

pm me lets hook up

chaii I don jam cucumber queen II

Chidinma 2.0 loading.
Miss tourism , you don't have to wait for any man,
just visit your nearest aboki and buy the cucumber
of your size.
Dummies everywhere.

Even government job has leave. Some sold even go on AWOL so what I this one?

On a lighter note...
If we start a race the same time, is it not who reaches the end 1st that wins? If I reach the end, that's the end of my journey. You can stay behind and trek.
Cucumber is a recent alternative though.

2ScrewsLoose:
pm me lets hook up

what the F

2ScrewsLoose:
pm me lets hook up

I don't attend to pm anymore ....so keep waiting

SHE IS PART OF TEAM CUCUMBER.........LovePeddler EVERYWIA IN THE NAME OF PEGEANT

Cucumber

All these miss and cucumber

contactmorak:
In an interview with Vanguard, Faithfulness Kennedy, the current Miss Tourism Nigeria has dropped a bombshell. She is not ready to suffer in bed with any man. She revealed that she wants to enjoy the greatest sexjal pleasure possible in bed and that she only needs a man who can handle her like a real man and make her go gaga in bed.

Faithfulness Kennedy who has everything a woman needs to make it in any chosen field of her choice is tall, beautiful and intelligent. The undergraduate of University of Portharcourt already has her path defined and she’s ready to go the distance, regardless of what life may throw her way.

In the chat with Vanguard, the beauty queen admits to being a risk taker but when it comes to the matters of the heart, she applies the brakes wherever possible.

Faithfulness kennedy When asked about her opinion on premarital sex, the Rivers State-born beauty didn’t shroud her feeling in any pretense as she laid it on the line that she cannot live with a man who cannot satisfy her in bed.

“Sex is healthy for a relationship; it obviously builds a connection between the partners, it builds a kind of bond and trust,” she observes with a calm that can only come from somebody who is very sure of herself.

“In this our modern world everybody’s eye is shining, imagine dating for two years without sex (do u really love me?) Okay, and we finally get married and then on our honeymoon night when we are supposed to go gaga you’re now acting like a donkey, I will divorce you immediately! I’m very serious, because at that point the love has dropped. I am telling you this because of some people that will pretend and say they will just stay for staying sake and have sex partners outside;

My dear, prevention is better than cure. If we are in a relationship and you can’t satisfy me well in bed, you are a donkey, I’ll leave you, I don’t care if you are a billionaire, just know if I stay I’m staying because of your money,” she added with a note of finality that comes from someone who knows what she’s talking about.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/10/i-need-man-who-can-make-me-go-gaga-in.html

beauty de very far from u

I pity you when you will turn out to be the one to be divorced. #olodoo

Imagine Nzuzu

Team CUCUMBER F.C

Sex is not everything!too much of pussy kills,reduces a real man to nothing!Guys beware!u can't turn a ho' to a housewife!She needs a man to use to ha advantage,wen she's done,she'll move on to the next dude!PH gals r real hookers!no wife materials der!

Hahahahahahah. Nigeria is just a funny country with funny people. God bless Nigeria