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Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by xynerio(m): 5:16pm On Oct 27, 2009 |
I was sent to buy fresh pepper one saturday morning, that was about 13-14 year back. After purchasing, I open the nylon and was playing with one pepper to the extent of bringing out the seeds in it. When I got home I have my mum the other and went away with one pepper. I did not feel anything until I was pressed and decided to urinate. I used that same finger to hold to cap of my dik and that was when the drama began. ''mummy! Mummy! my thing is on fire'' I was running and she was chasing me. What is on fire? She asked. Those days we dont know the english name for dik. So I told her '' my prick dey hot me''. She looked at my hands and found out it was pepper that caused it. She quickly took me in and apply vasline on it. Oh! my sweet mother. |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by sexyLeamon(f): 5:18pm On Oct 27, 2009 |
you oh you |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by fatholysis: 5:28pm On Oct 27, 2009 |
lol |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by studio43(m): 10:17pm On Oct 27, 2009 |
U actualy had an erection for your mom? Lol |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by Kunbee: 11:53pm On Oct 27, 2009 |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by xynerio(m): 8:31am On Oct 28, 2009 |
@studio. Fukk you! |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by studio43(m): 9:14am On Oct 28, 2009 |
Im no gay, get me your sister |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by xynerio(m): 10:16am On Oct 28, 2009 |
You are full of shit. |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by studio43(m): 10:18am On Oct 28, 2009 |
Yet u stil cannot do without me u scumbag |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by Ben13: 11:17am On Oct 28, 2009 |
why the double topic |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by xynerio(m): 11:34am On Oct 28, 2009 |
@studio. What do you I mean I cant do without you? What are you? Water? You are a blue goat. |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by studio43(m): 1:12pm On Oct 28, 2009 |
Shut the 4uck up if u aint got something reasonable to say. Biffer! Next, |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by shayoor(f): 2:56pm On Oct 28, 2009 |
lol |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by Nobody: 3:45pm On Oct 28, 2009 |
not funny |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by studio43(m): 3:48pm On Oct 28, 2009 |
Close tit and face your warrant jare |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by donsponky(m): 5:54pm On Oct 28, 2009 |
@ poster see your face be like poverty |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by xynerio(m): 9:21pm On Oct 28, 2009 |
You want us to laugh but you made yourself look stupid. |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by sylve11: 9:12am On Oct 29, 2009 |
ouch! |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by studio43(m): 9:30am On Oct 29, 2009 |
*dies* |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by sylve11: 4:14pm On Oct 30, 2009 |
Are u not tired of washing dead bodies? |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by Pweety4me(f): 9:09pm On Oct 30, 2009 |
Awww how i would have liked 2 see d site of |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by studio43(m): 7:15am On Oct 31, 2009 |
*dies* |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by Pweety4me(f): 7:25am On Oct 31, 2009 |
^^^Wat 4 now? |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by studio43(m): 7:31am On Oct 31, 2009 |
U just said u want to see the size of my prick na |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by xynerio(m): 9:03am On Oct 31, 2009 |
@pweety4me. You want see my jogodo? If you chop am, you life will never remain the same. |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by jmkbond(f): 9:27am On Oct 31, 2009 |
studio wake up now |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by xynerio(m): 9:45am On Oct 31, 2009 |
Dead men dont wake up. Leave the corpse for the vulture. |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by studio43(m): 10:07am On Oct 31, 2009 |
Wakes up, sees my baby jkbond, dies again |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by jmkbond(f): 10:49am On Oct 31, 2009 |
sweet im nt a ghost |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by xynerio(m): 11:07am On Oct 31, 2009 |
No you are not. It is studio that is a walking dead being. |
Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by sylve11: 11:21am On Oct 31, 2009 |
xynerio: |
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