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Things You Actually Believed While Growing Up. by YINKS89(m): 2:08pm On Oct 31, 2016
Hello guyz, this still got me wondering up till date and i actually believe some not until i really grew up like;

1) while growing up i believed the if you put you two legs against the wall you would see you don turn winch.
2) while growing up i believed that if a bird should shit on your head you go get money for future
3) while growing up i believe that if person cross you over you go born pikin wey resemble the person.

So over to you guyz you can share yours and lets see how our mama and papa do deceive us.
cc; lalastacalala and seun.
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Re: Things You Actually Believed While Growing Up. by Nobody: 2:14pm On Oct 31, 2016
I believe say...

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Re: Things You Actually Believed While Growing Up. by superdanny10: 12:05am On Nov 01, 2016
If u collect 'mat' from those 'yoruba dwarf ghost' u go get plenty money from them as ransom for the mat u collect.

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Banana tree na where those upcoming witch dey carry out their meeting.

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Any yellow lady wey u see for night wey fine well well na 'mami water' or 'ogbanje'.

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All cat for neighbourhood na 'witch cat'
Especially if dem come ur door-mouth dey cry, or for ur roof. (Na to dey wayah Holy Ghost fire remain)
Re: Things You Actually Believed While Growing Up. by YINKS89(m): 6:40am On Nov 01, 2016
superdanny10:
If u collect 'mat' from those 'yoruba dwarf ghost' u go get plenty money from them as ransom for the mat u collect.

****************************************
Banana tree na where those upcoming witch dey carry out their meeting.

****************************************
Any yellow lady wey u see for night wey fine well well na 'mami water' or 'ogbanje'.

****************************************
All cat for neighbourhood na 'witch cat'
Especially if dem come ur door-mouth dey cry, or for ur roof. (Na to dey wayah Holy Ghost fire remain)
weird as it is i believed those also.

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Re: Things You Actually Believed While Growing Up. by beezyblaze(m): 5:51pm On Nov 01, 2016
superdanny10:
If u collect 'mat' from those 'yoruba dwarf ghost' u go get plenty money from them as ransom for the mat u collect.

****************************************
Banana tree na where those upcoming witch dey carry out their meeting.

****************************************
Any yellow lady wey u see for night wey fine well well na 'mami water' or 'ogbanje'.

****************************************
All cat for neighbourhood na 'witch cat'
Especially if dem come ur door-mouth dey cry, or for ur roof. (Na to dey wayah Holy Ghost fire remain)

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Re: Things You Actually Believed While Growing Up. by harmlessgee2(m): 12:10pm On Nov 02, 2016
Please somebody should help, I hardly see where to post. I can only comment. Where do I click to post my new topic and jokes. Please help.

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