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You have a boyfriend but............... by Nobody: 7:29pm On Oct 31, 2016
You have a boyfriend but still go over to another man's house. Yes, you don't expect sex but you shaved your pubic hairs.
He welcomes you, offers you a seat, then beverage or if he's one of those guys that cooks, he cooks for you noodles garnished with eggs and chicken, and if you are like me, you want a big bottle of Pepsi..........

Then he plays a movie. He will never play you an action movie like 24 or Avengers. He plays a romantic movie. Fifty Shades of Grey is perfect. He is not concentrating on the movie.. He's watching you. And you, in all your # mumuness , you are giggling and awwwing. He's listening.
When it's a kissing scene, he looks at you and smiles, he's watching your body movement. He's seeing that you are enjoying the kissing scene.
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By now, you must have awwwwed and made a comment on the scene. He moves closer and touches your hair.
You giggle and say nothing.
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Maybe if you had rebuked him, he would stay on his lane but you didn't. Ok! You gave him the # Yellow light.
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Another sexual scene, and you are rubbing your hands or maybe closing your legs or moving your toes. He sees all this and then proceeds to a kiss on the lips.
Most guys might just hold your hands and then plant a kiss on your hand. Your reaction to that kiss will always determine the next move.
You didn't shout, you laid, no, scrap that, you sat there.
Then from a kiss on the lips to your neck and then he's going to your thighs. His finger tips walking/working slowing on it.

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Re: You have a boyfriend but............... by Nobody: 7:42pm On Oct 31, 2016
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You are enjoying this.
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Something in you wants to tell him to stop but the power of # konji can't let you say NO. Because you have been #konjified

When you try to say # no , it comes out
# nooooooo_ahhhh .
He moves to your breasts and cups it.
You # ahhhhh and then he unbuttons your shirt, ok. You are wearing a top, he slides his hand from your tummy area and cups your breasts, you still let out a sound
# aaaaaah
If he's an expert in bra handles, he uses just one hand to take off the hook, and his lips(tongue) on your nipples and you die.
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This time, your legs are open and the RED SEA is parted like Moses did to the famous red sea in the bible.
This time, you are taking his fingers to the red sea.
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For the strong girls, you are saying No! No! if you are really strong enough. This time you have stood up, even when your konji is highly concentrated like # acid , you jump off and your sanity is back. And if he's a good guy, he lets you be and not force his way.
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But for the weak ones, red sea is open, next is taking off their clothes and helping the guy with his belt and even holding it for the guy to locate the right hole
. You are shouting, and your breathing pace has increased by 20. # uhhhhh
# ohhhhhh # ahhhhhh # yeeeaaaahhhh
# I_don_die
(You know how you sound na ) and in minutes you 2 are lying down and breathing heavily from exhaustion.
(Pls note that, this picture I created now can also happen at your boyfriend's house, it's not a must it happens at a friend's house)
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PAUSE: let us rewind back.
You know that part you are taking off his shirt? And he's taking off yours? What you should look out for are # condoms . Yes, ask for it.
HIV no dey show for face.
Gonorrhoea no dey show for face,
Herpes no dey show for face.
Apart from STDs, you don't want to get pregnant when you ain't ready, you know?
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FAST FORWARD:
After everything, if you used protection, good-perfect. If you didn't because you got carried away, pls stop by at the nearest pharmacy and get contraceptives. Don't be shy, walk in with your head held up high and get pills.
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Don't wait till next month when you expect to see the # RED_FLAG and it's late and not forth coming and what do you do?
Cry foul and blame the guy for getting you pregnant.
# sighs
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To avoid getting to that stage, do the right thing.
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And when abortion crosses your mind, it's never okay to blame the man. As a woman, it's in your power to avoid this. It's your body.
To avoid stories that touch the heart and tickle the bombom. Protect yourself.

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Re: You have a boyfriend but............... by McBrooklyn(m): 7:44pm On Oct 31, 2016
undecided
Re: You have a boyfriend but............... by ihimiray(m): 7:48pm On Oct 31, 2016
Boss continue na
Re: You have a boyfriend but............... by Nobody: 7:52pm On Oct 31, 2016
ihimiray:
Boss continue na

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Re: You have a boyfriend but............... by tukdi: 8:14pm On Oct 31, 2016
Op, your ingenuity is second to none! grin
Re: You have a boyfriend but............... by Nobody: 8:20pm On Oct 31, 2016
tukdi:
Op, your ingenuity is second to none! grin

thanks brotherly
Re: You have a boyfriend but............... by Cholls(m): 8:26pm On Oct 31, 2016
my brother na blue film be this o

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Re: You have a boyfriend but............... by Rayfield: 8:28pm On Oct 31, 2016
NO is a two-letter words and the easiest thing to say after A, B C - Z, yet very powerful like a Nuclear bomb, only when it's coming from a Truthful and Sincere heart before it's power can really be effective.
Conscience is an open wound, only truth can heal it.
Re: You have a boyfriend but............... by tukdi: 9:11pm On Oct 31, 2016
slimany:

thanks brotherly
grin
Re: You have a boyfriend but............... by Biim: 10:06pm On Oct 31, 2016
All these posters that lift other people's posts from facebook and won't give credit to the original writers or atleast quote their source angry

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