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Texas Gentleman by Mamajama(m): 7:25pm On Jan 03, 2007 |
A Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, a Porsche Turbo, Toyota Prius and Matrix, in my garage, beautiful homes in Aspen, Colorado and Miami and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back!!! |
Re: Texas Gentleman by iice(f): 3:00pm On Jan 04, 2007 |
Hmmm cool lol. |
Re: Texas Gentleman by micklplus(m): 7:10pm On Jan 04, 2007 |
yeah, cool cheers |
Re: Texas Gentleman by globalaid(m): 9:45am On Jan 05, 2007 |
the woman go pick race |
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