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[b]One evening Red went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Red sat directly across from Terry's wife. Red dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?" Red said "Yes I did." She said "Well you can get more than that, but it will cost you $500. " So Red thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at2:30 because Terry will be at work then.” Red said, "I'll see you then." The next day, Red came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Terry came home and asked,” Has Red been over here today?" She said, thinking she had been caught,” As a matter of fact, he did.” Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you.

So who is more smarter now ? [/b]

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[b]One evening Red went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Red sat directly across from Terry's wife. Red dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?" Red said "Yes I did." She said "Well you can get more than that, but it will cost you $500. " So Red thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at2:30 because Terry will be at work then.” Red said, "I'll see you then." The next day, Red came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Terry came home and asked,” Has Red been over here today?" She said, thinking she had been caught,” As a matter of fact, he did.” Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you.

So who is more smarter now ? [/b]

Dies***

Smart guy dumb woman. Now she lost both ways. or she'll explain how she got the $500.