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Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by phreakabit(m): 8:45pm On Nov 11, 2016

seizethaBae:
Yipeeee!!! finally found my long lost twinee . I owe nobody any explanation too but i just wanna look a lil bit chubby. Namsayin'?.
See ehn,don't mind all ds people telling you; ''eat late,drink your food,add protein to your diet''e.t.c. Ko le werk! Some of us have high rate of metabolism hence if we like we shld eat like tomorrow no go come,it won't show!. U really need to see the rate at which i eat,i eat almost every 3,3 hours,and i eat all sorts. Infact,anytime am going to my sis place,i must call her ahead to overstock her kitchen. Yels,itz dat serious. I look perfectly healthy tho.

Just last week i went to a pharmacy store to get drugs for MP and i askd d pharmacist what i can use to look a lil bit chubby,he just started the usual sermon of 'babe,u look perfect,many pple are dying to be like you bla bla bla,nd i was like; wariz dis one saying

Finally,he recommended a tablet-Mosegor-pisotifen (a lil bit expensive) and another multivit capsule(u can buy anyone). I started four days ago & im looking fleshy already. or maybe am seeing d flesh with my imaginary eyes,donno sef . You can google Mosegor(will try nd upload a pix). Doesn't make me dizzy at all.

You are welcome.

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Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Nobody: 8:47pm On Nov 11, 2016

pp please take frequent sperm from hubby, in few weeks you will see tremendous changes, That's what I give to my girlfriend everyday and right now she don blow up

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Nobody: 8:48pm On Nov 11, 2016

OP please take frequent sperm from hubby, in few weeks you will see tremendous changes, That's what I give to my girlfriend everyday and right now she don blow up

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Nobody: 8:51pm On Nov 11, 2016

Eat very well and take siesta

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Rajosh(m): 8:58pm On Nov 11, 2016

I also wanna get fat Thanks bro for creating this thread

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Nobody: 8:58pm On Nov 11, 2016

wiloy2k8:

i don go buy his drug .. na 50 naira ooo

Just prepare a special mat and pillow for your self..because na by this kind time tomorrow u go get your self

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Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by igwegeorgiano(m): 9:01pm On Nov 11, 2016

mbok eat eba very early in the morning and very late at night. walahi u go fat pass me

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Nobody: 9:08pm On Nov 11, 2016

If you like eat everything in this world you will not still get fat because the food is not getting channeled to the right positions.
The only 2 ways you can get fat is by rest of mind or taking drugs

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Blessograo(f): 9:42pm On Nov 11, 2016

lovediehatelive:

Nice share bro...

From what you shared, i can see that calories are a major factor for weight gain...

Well, as it stands, i am on a diet of spaghetti, beans and plantain (cooked together) let's see how it goes

Eat more carbohydrates than protein, and start eating pork but trust me when you get fat you will hate yourself for making this decision.

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Nature8(m): 9:42pm On Nov 11, 2016

Interesting

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Blessograo(f): 9:43pm On Nov 11, 2016

Eat late at night too and fries

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by chiefobdk(m): 9:44pm On Nov 11, 2016

fineyemi:
wow!!! Am also hoping to learn from this cos am slim.

You look like person wey dem dey use test hunger

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by chiefobdk(m): 9:49pm On Nov 11, 2016

iluvweed:
Smoke a very high grade LOUD(medical marijuana), for starters just 2 puffs is enough, chill for 20mins and see the natural wonders of God....

Thank me later and pls don't abuse!....

One guy smoked skunk. He was like. . Haaaaaa. Is dis hoe dis tin used to do. We asked how d guy said d tin made him tall. Dat if had known skunk used to make one tall he for don dey smoke since.

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Abayomi94(m): 9:49pm On Nov 11, 2016

seizethaBae:
OP is a guy! my bad *coversface*

and i thought u wouldnt notice at all..haha. Lovely write up tho..very funny

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Spunkydamsel(f): 9:50pm On Nov 11, 2016

I am Slim and seriously proud of it.

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Abayomi94(m): 9:53pm On Nov 11, 2016

chiefobdk:

One guy smoked skunk. He was like. . Haaaaaa. Is dis hoe dis tin used to do. We asked how d guy said d tin made him tall. Dat if had known skunk used to make one tall he for don dey smoke since.

lmaooooo.. These stuffs got me especially now im high ..."wonders of God"

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by eniorisha(m): 9:57pm On Nov 11, 2016

Aminat508:
Sharwama And Holland yoghurt

*smile* this go work for me too? Who thin pass btwn the op & i sef?

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by toluine56(m): 10:05pm On Nov 11, 2016

Fantastic2m:

You are looking to use this drugs to get the side effects as an actual effect

okay I gerrit.
Won't use until am 110% sure it's totally safe for this purpose

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Funjosh(m): 10:05pm On Nov 11, 2016

Aminat508:
Sharwama And Holland yoghurt

Mama Al-Amin shocked

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by toluine56(m): 10:10pm On Nov 11, 2016

fineyemi:
lol!!! upload ur pics. make I see

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by LOVEGINO(m): 10:15pm On Nov 11, 2016

I dey run from fat, person dey find am

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Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Impulse80(m): 10:15pm On Nov 11, 2016

eleojo23:

Mosegor (pizotifen) is used to treat migraine quiet alright. But it has the ability to increased appetite and weight gain (as a side effect).
It is used sometimes to stimulate appetite however since it is an antihistamine it can cause side effects such as drowsiness, dry mouth, headaches etc. So it is advisable not to drive after taking it.

There is also a syrup form of the drug for children.
There is a tendency to loose the weight gained when one stops taking Mosegor.

Another good product is Wateon emulsion. It basically contains B vitamins and some other vitamins. It can stimulate appetite.
I tried it once to see how it works and I almost finished all my money on food! That thing can cause hunger ehn
Don't try it if you don't have food at home!

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by millionboi(m): 10:19pm On Nov 11, 2016

seizethaBae:
Yipeeee!!! finally found my long lost twinee . I owe nobody any explanation too but i just wanna look a lil bit chubby. Namsayin'?.
See ehn,don't mind all ds people telling you; ''eat late,drink your food,add protein to your diet''e.t.c. Ko le werk! Some of us have high rate of metabolism hence if we like we shld eat like tomorrow no go come,it won't show!. U really need to see the rate at which i eat,i eat almost every 3,3 hours,and i eat all sorts. Infact,anytime am going to my sis place,i must call her ahead to overstock her kitchen. Yels,itz dat serious. I look perfectly healthy tho.

Just last week i went to a pharmacy store to get drugs for MP and i askd d pharmacist what i can use to look a lil bit chubby,he just started the usual sermon of 'babe,u look perfect,many pple are dying to be like you bla bla bla,nd i was like; wariz dis one saying

Finally,he recommended a tablet-Mosegor-pisotifen (a lil bit expensive) and another multivit capsule(u can buy anyone). I started four days ago & im looking fleshy already. or maybe am seeing d flesh with my imaginary eyes,donno sef . You can google Mosegor(will try nd upload a pix). Doesn't make me dizzy at all.

You are welcome.

haha....u funny oo,so how do I know is effective since u are only using ur imaginary eys?lol

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Pillyportions(f): 10:21pm On Nov 11, 2016

Pls do u knw any for weight loss

eleojo23:

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by somto4u: 10:24pm On Nov 11, 2016

My dear pls take mawumawu and tank me later but if u noticed dat ur head is getting bigger than you body pls stop or else u will look like chimpanzee.

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by millionboi(m): 10:28pm On Nov 11, 2016

daniella04:
I just added flesh and everybody is so surprised, but the downside of it is that my stomach is big now I don't know how to reduce the stomach without losing the precious flesh I have gained

how did u do it?

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Pillyportions(f): 10:31pm On Nov 11, 2016

Hia! Biko which one is mawumawu?

somto4u:
My dear pls take mawumawu and tank me later but if u noticed dat ur head is getting bigger than you body pls stop or else u will look like chimpanzee.

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by chidekings(m): 10:53pm On Nov 11, 2016

The best for a guy is eat well and excersis,no matter how little,just be consistent,u won't only buckle up but u will also amass some good amount of muscles to make u look good and confident

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by millionboi(m): 11:07pm On Nov 11, 2016

grinace:
There's this mass builder people who gym take it contains lots of protein and calories, you take that without working out man you'd gain much weight.
It's expensive though about 30k, it's in a kind of big jar like this, u can Google it
Re-built mass super anabolic mass gainer. It's a dietary supplement about 2727grams.

pls wie can I get it and hope no muchside effect?

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by millionboi(m): 11:10pm On Nov 11, 2016

Dshocker:

You sure say you never carry ***

village man....must u expose ur illiteracy here

to b slim no b sickness

Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by seizethaBae(f): 11:12pm On Nov 11, 2016

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