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Papa Ejiro by salinco(m): 12:38pm On Oct 30, 2009 |
Papa Ejiro is a church warden in Warri and he is in charge of collecting the Sunday offerings. One Sunday, after church service, the priest counted the money and discovered the offering was less than he expected. Then the following confrontation took place. Priest: Papa Ejiro, you take from the offering money? Papa Ejiro: No, Fada, I no take. Priest: I dey ask you again: Papa Ejiro, you take from the offering money? Papa Ejiro: Fada, I say, I no take from the offering money. Priest: Papa Ejiro, make you go enter for confession box now, now. Papa Ejiro: No wahala. (then they go to the confession box and they both take their seats). Priest: Papa Ejiro, I dey ask you again. "You take from the offering money?" Papa Ejiro: Fada, I no dey hear you. Priest: (yelled at top of his voice) Papa Ejiro, I say you take from the offering money?! Papa Ejiro: (yelled back) Fada, I no dey hear you o! Priest was now getting irritated. So he comes out of the confession box and tells Papa Ejiro to trade places with him and says to Papa Ejiro 'ok, ask me any question you like l will see if person can hear from this side'. Then, they traded places and this was how it went. Papa Ejiro: Fada, na true say you dey sleep with Mama Ejiro? The Priest replied: "My god, Papa Ejiro, na true you talk, dem no dey hear wetin person dey talk from dis side!!!! Its ok Papa Ejiro. |
Re: Papa Ejiro by sylve11: 2:44pm On Oct 30, 2009 |
Nice one |
Re: Papa Ejiro by salinco(m): 9:09pm On Nov 01, 2009 |
sylve11: |
Re: Papa Ejiro by Dunddy(m): 9:19pm On Nov 01, 2009 |
ha! sodomnized gomorrans. |
Re: Papa Ejiro by jmkbond(f): 9:39pm On Nov 01, 2009 |
dundy united |
Re: Papa Ejiro by Dunddy(m): 9:49pm On Nov 01, 2009 |
Maami. how far nah! dat nam sound like smg for ear o. am i safe, jummy? |
Re: Papa Ejiro by Kunbee: 1:36am On Nov 02, 2009 |
:d :d :d |
Re: Papa Ejiro by tytylayor: 7:42am On Nov 02, 2009 |
rephrased, refined, modified,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . stale |
Re: Papa Ejiro by studio43(m): 9:25am On Nov 02, 2009 |
Wia is de joke? |
Re: Papa Ejiro by tammyswits(f): 9:32am On Nov 02, 2009 |
This joke was actually funny the first time it was posted, Revising it makes it suck! I give you an F for copying! |
Re: Papa Ejiro by studio43(m): 9:36am On Nov 02, 2009 |
Te hehe good gurl gone bad |
Re: Papa Ejiro by Abbeycity4(f): 10:27am On Nov 02, 2009 |
Am very sure d priest must b studio & dat's my final ansa |
Re: Papa Ejiro by kodylicky(f): 10:36am On Nov 02, 2009 |
re u sure dats ur final answer? |
Re: Papa Ejiro by sylve11: 10:53am On Nov 02, 2009 |
yeks! |
Re: Papa Ejiro by studio43(m): 10:58am On Nov 02, 2009 |
Illiterate, cant even spell. Clear make i pass jor |
Re: Papa Ejiro by dimigwe: 5:15pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
I'm loving it! :- |
Re: Papa Ejiro by sylve11: 7:19pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
studio43: camman sharap! |
Re: Papa Ejiro by tammyswits(f): 7:19pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
Huh! |
Re: Papa Ejiro by studio43(m): 10:52am On Nov 03, 2009 |
Expect anything from that militant |
Re: Papa Ejiro by romsky: 11:20am On Nov 03, 2009 |
Re: Papa Ejiro by Abbeycity4(f): 11:26am On Nov 03, 2009 |
Rommie re-arrange dat ya face fast |
Re: Papa Ejiro by Ben13: 11:29am On Nov 03, 2009 |
Mama Ejiro like u |
Re: Papa Ejiro by romsky: 11:44am On Nov 03, 2009 |
leave the albino 4 main road |
Re: Papa Ejiro by Ben13: 12:04pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
I pity for the brt wey go break her K-leg |
Re: Papa Ejiro by romsky: 12:39pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
dem wheel nuts, tyre plus tube do scatter 4 road be dat |
Re: Papa Ejiro by Abbeycity4(f): 3:39pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
Rommie!!!! com drink dis Garri b4 it turn to eba!!! |
Re: Papa Ejiro by sylve11: 3:52pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
studio43: Nature played a cruel trick on u boy |
Re: Papa Ejiro by shayoor(f): 4:55pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
lol |
Re: Papa Ejiro by bashydemy(m): 10:16pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
shayoor:Who give you permission to laugh? |
Re: Papa Ejiro by shayoor(f): 1:06pm On Nov 04, 2009 |
@ bashy_demy na u give me permission,why u still dey complain |
Re: Papa Ejiro by 2Direct(m): 2:19pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
na lie jor, KAI slap u on tuesday night |
Re: Papa Ejiro by shayoor(f): 4:30pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
;d |
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