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Wat Momma Tink by tytylayor: 9:27am On Nov 02, 2009 |
A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "NESCAFE". The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP, " So, the Mother was happy. Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it reads; "BENSON AND HEDGES". The Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "BRITISH AIRWAYS". The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
Re: Wat Momma Tink by studio43(m): 9:32am On Nov 02, 2009 |
Stale and annoying |
Re: Wat Momma Tink by tytylayor: 10:13am On Nov 02, 2009 |
my way of lookin for ur wahala |
Re: Wat Momma Tink by studio43(m): 11:14am On Nov 02, 2009 |
U know u cant go more than one round? |
Re: Wat Momma Tink by Ben13: 11:40am On Nov 02, 2009 |
hmmm |
Re: Wat Momma Tink by Nobody: 11:42am On Nov 02, 2009 |
hmmm I do not get the joke |
Re: Wat Momma Tink by tytylayor: 1:14pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
@roki, check studio's pant |
Re: Wat Momma Tink by sylve11: 7:22pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
@ololumi, dat was tight ![]() tytylayor: why do u want roki's eyes blind? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Wat Momma Tink by studio43(m): 11:13am On Nov 03, 2009 |
Lol well by looking into my pant, na my trouble u dey find be dat o |
Re: Wat Momma Tink by Ben13: 12:02pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
talk well na. . . u dey wear pants? ![]() |
Re: Wat Momma Tink by romsky: 12:10pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
u don check am for gents b4 |
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