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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 9:26pm On Jun 04, 2017
Sirme411:

This Guy z Crazy....i mean super talented Craziness...
1 chilled Origin For U

Thanks bro. The origin mk sense
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 9:28pm On Jun 04, 2017
Kentura:


so you go starve us mehn.. no yawa sha

just deal with the facebook page quick quick may we continue our story.. thumbs up bro!


Thanks bro. No vex abeg

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 9:28pm On Jun 04, 2017
DoctorNyash:
See wetin you go do ehn just insert little confusing things in between your stories and when they copy and paste it it'll appear there Maybe you put your name or something. grin
grin grin
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 9:29pm On Jun 04, 2017
Chipappii:

Lol bro. Start where u stopped. You just dissappear like dat. cheesy
Was away for a while... Back now

Lemme try to catch up grin

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Deadshot(m): 10:11am On Jun 06, 2017
I fit vex go beat that andre of a guy...if you wan copy person work atleast acknowledge the person....chapappi abg no starve us anylonger than its necessary....deal with that guy sha report am to fb they would deal with him properly

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by kentochi(m): 11:48am On Jun 06, 2017
Chipappii:
Jeez. Some people are real fucktards. So this stupid page real romantic story reloaded on fb just dy copy my stories only changing the name to lifestyle of a fuckboy. Please, if you are the bloody owner of that fvcking page, abeg just change back the name of my story and stop writing it without my permit and give me my due acknowledgement.



Infact I go pause small. I dy vex. Make the owner use his stupid photocopy brain finish the rest. Let me see how the mumu go write the next chapter.

Just negodu.
Sorry bro
This always happen to good stories like this your own.
Hope those guys will contact you soon and sick for your permission.

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by BlissfulJeff(m): 8:54pm On Jun 06, 2017
weldone bro.keep it coming

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by eazykolobo(m): 5:17am On Jun 07, 2017
[color=][/color]patiently waitin 4 d nxt update Chipapii

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by krissconnect(m): 4:47pm On Jun 08, 2017
I will personally deal with that page. Bro you took me off my ghostmode. U really inspired me to start writing again.

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Kwinolly(f): 5:18pm On Jun 08, 2017
Helo bro chipappi,ur stories r awesum..thumbs up! Av bin reading et since i was a guest here and then i had to join nl cox of u..cox of u,my oga thinks i av ran mad...keep it bro..
#NO1FAN

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by smart024(m): 6:14pm On Jun 08, 2017
Kwinolly:
Helo bro chipappi,ur stories r awesum..thumbs up! Av bin reading et since i was a guest here and then i had to join nl cox of u..cox of u,my oga thinks i av ran mad...keep it bro..
#NO1FAN

Wear back your cloths and comb back you hair too and oga will stop thinking you are still running mad...

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 7:32pm On Jun 08, 2017
Kwinolly:
Helo bro chipappi,ur stories r awesum..thumbs up! Av bin reading et since i was a guest here and then i had to join nl cox of u..cox of u,my oga thinks i av ran mad...keep it bro..
#NO1FAN

Wow. Thanks dear. Ah appreciate smiley
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 7:33pm On Jun 08, 2017
krissconnect:
I will personally deal with that page. Bro you took me off my ghostmode. U really inspired me to start writing again.


Thanks bro
smiley
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 7:33pm On Jun 08, 2017
BlissfulJeff:
weldone bro.keep it coming

Thanks bro
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 7:33pm On Jun 08, 2017
Deadshot:
I fit vex go beat that andre of a guy...if you wan copy person work atleast acknowledge the person....chapappi abg no starve us anylonger than its necessary....deal with that guy sha report am to fb they would deal with him properly


Thanks bro
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 7:34pm On Jun 08, 2017
kentochi:

Sorry bro
This always happen to good stories like this your own.
Hope those guys will contact you soon and sick for your permission.

Thanks bro
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 7:34pm On Jun 08, 2017
Thanks everyone. I appreciate y'alls support. Will be back with updates soooooon!

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Kwinolly(f): 8:29am On Jun 09, 2017
smart024:


Wear back your cloths and comb back you hair too and oga will stop thinking you are still running mad...
grin
smart024:


Wear back your cloths and comb back you hair too and oga will stop thinking you are still running mad...
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Afamjudeoffor(m): 1:58pm On Jun 09, 2017
Oga do and update the story na,don't let people loose interest.

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by zpetstunner(m): 10:33am On Jun 10, 2017
bro I just da link up now...da way I da laugh my self nowadays people come da surprise more update bros u too much

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by BlissfulJeff(m): 8:19pm On Jun 10, 2017
bro more update

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 8:46pm On Jun 10, 2017
We danced and made merry all through the night. James's father let us have a crate of beer to ourselves and we drank it up like fishes. James had this mad home theater in his room and we banged it up with run town's mad over you track. The ladies around were either older than I was or not fine enough for my standard so I just mingled with my bottle of Heineken. I was at it and also shaking my head to the rhythm of music banging away when I felt a light touch on my arm. I turned and Chinemelum stood before me with a plate of steaming jollof rice in her hand. I took it from her and dropped it on the table with a thank you.

"Where are you going?" I asked as she turned to go. She pointed in the direction of the kitchen and I nodded.
"Will you come back?" I asked.
"I don't know."
"Well I want you to come back," I said, flashing her my Mr charming smile. She smiled back.
"I will try."

She left the room brushing James who was already on his way in. He came in and shot daggers at me with his eyes.
"Nothing naa, she only brought me food," I protested.
"Next time, tell me. I will even add more meat for you."

He dropped more chilled beer on the bed and we knocked ourselves out. Real out. Things moved so fast and I soon found myself at the far corner of the fence, in the darkness with Chinemelum. We weren't kissing or smooching as most of you would think. She held a bowl of water while I bent low, vomiting the destiny out of my life. I'v had too many to drink and the consequences hit me like a mark trailer. It was my second time of vomiting that evening and she was there through it all, heaping me with sorry.
I took the bowl from her and washed my face and then rinsed my mouth.
"Thank you," I murmured, staggering to stand erect. She smiled and her dimples showed.
"I would have kissed you but I am afraid I may vomit on you," I said and she smiled again.
"Don't worry, maybe tomorrow."

I assumed the answer was conjured up by the liquor in my blood and sent to my brain because if it wasn't so then it means she would actually allow me kiss her tomorrow. Jeez. Why do girls love me so, or is it because I love them?.
We walked into the house, leaning on each other. She left me at the door to James' room. I pecked her cheek and she smiled. She bade me Goodnight and left. I watched her go and realized How beautiful and innocent she looked. She was the type that I had always loved to kiss and hug but never Bleep. She looked too innocent and beautiful to be messed up plus James would poison the next drink he would offer me.
I staggered into the room and James was already snoring his life away. I fell beside him and prayed I don't vomit on him.

I and James lay in the room wasted the next day, staring at the ceiling and trying to kill the headache with soft blues. We brushed around 9 am and fell back into the room. We had no business around, everything was already being taken care of.

"Your sister is fine," I whispered to James all of a sudden.
"I know, everybody knows, even she knows," he replied.
"Well, are you aware that my name and hers sound alike?" I asked.
"So?"
"And she is my exact spec, fair, beautiful and curvy," I said and he turned to look at me.
"So?"
"We could be in laws you know," I suggested.
"You are still drunk," he replied and I laughed.
"So James, you had a treasure like this at home and you didn't even tell me, eh Chibundu?"
He laughed at the way I called his native name.
"Now you know, wetin go come happen? Will you be coming here from Anambra just because of her?"
"No but you can invite her for small holiday at our lodge since you live alone."
"Why don't you invite Amara over then I will invite her."
"I will rather invite my mother than invite Amara," I said. Chinemelum walked in on us. I saw a different side of her beauty, one I couldn't find in her parents. She brought us breakfast on the bed. We were really kinging and the icing on the cake for me was having a queen like her serve me on my bed, James's bed actually.

The wedding mass was for 10 am. Everyone of note left before them, Chinemelum inclusive, to my utter dismay. The house turned up boring so we decided to go to church, if for nothing, at least for photoshoots. So with my red tux, it was a wedding mass so Romance was in the air, my skinny pencil and black Italian shoes toe match, James was on something similar too. It was our uniform sort of. We strolled off to church, it was a walkable distance. The time was 11:30 am when we got there. The priest was already on his way to concluding the entire affair. We both sat at the back of everyone. We had a vantage view of the church and the choir girls mostly.

"See that girl?" James whispered to me, pointing to the direction of the choir girls.
"That one with big boobs?" I asked.
"No, the one on skimpy skirt."
"Hian, all those choir girls are on skimpy skirts naa."
"No, that one with Chinaza's kind of laps."
"James abeg, don't start comparing my Naza with your village girls."
He Pointed the girls out to me and I checked her out. She was cute and dark and fresh like pumpkin.
"Ehe? What about her?"
"She go fit you," he told me.
"I know but I only do dark girls who are exceptional," I said.
"She is exceptional."
"How?"
"She will save you from me."
"Which kind saving?" I asked, switching stares between him and the girl.
"You need saving from me because I will poison you if you try any rubbish with Chinemelum. Just take that girl in her place," he said. He wasn't smiling but I can tell when James was joking. He was joking shaa. But then the girl looked cute though and from where she was sitting, I could tell she had that potential of being very curvy. I imagined myself hitting it off with the girl after the wedding mass and going home to a savory Chinemelum. I loved the idea and it was worth risking James's poison.

"Will you introduce me to her?" I asked.
"Sure, only if you promise not to look at Chinemelum twice again."
"I swear."
"Swear with your life," he said and I shot my eyes at him.
"Haba guy, easy naa, like say those other girls you dy tidy are not people's Junior sister."
"I know what I am doing. You that is always doing magic with girls, I don't want you to do magic with her."
"I cannot swear with my life abeg, what if we get drunk again and something happens? I can't swear abeg."
"Then I will poison you."

Fast forward to the wedding photoshoot. I was all over Chinemelum. Our hands on each other as the flashes came. We had a groupie, We had our personal, one which James was dictating to us where to hold each other. If he had his way, we would have been taking the pictures at a perfect 10m distance between us. And we had the one which James stood in between us. It was as fun as fun can get. Their entourage drove home while I walked with James, just as we had come. I made sure the girls around had enough reason to ogle at me and they did.

Into the house and the reception started. We ate and kept the drinks aside. We needed to be sober to be helpful. Things moved swiftly and a lot was cramped into the reception so it's details would be bulky, I am leaving them out. Our Job mostly was to help those intending to spray money on the dancing couple get change for that purpose. I and James. We made quite a sum of money from it. Don't ask me how, we weren't stealing them tho, but we did make money.

We were far gone into the whole thing when I remembered Chinemelum. I searched around for her but couldn't find her then I remembered the kitchen. I left James as he stood at a spot, looking for potential customers who would like to change their money. Into the kitchen I went and there was my fair lady, watching and rinsing ceramic plates. Her mom was around and I couldn't possibly drag her out of there myself.

I stood at a distance from them for what seemed like 72 hours, hoping and praying she would look my way, then she did and our eyes smiled at each other. I nodded and pointed back inside, she seemed to understand my sign language and smiled at me, this time around with her lips and those her dimples knocked me out. I stood imagining those lips on mine. I believed it would taste like strawberry.

I ran back inside, into our room to wait for her. I passed the door, threw the curtain open and walked inside to meet our whole lodge there. Well it was just Shape, Willie and Chinecherem, James too. Willie was already on one bottle of Heineken and was grinning ear to ear at me. Shape was clutching his hand and smiling at me. The the gate crasher, the party spoiler, Chinecherem. She ran straight at me with her open hands and landed straight on me.
"Baby!" she yelled as she hugged me deeply, destroying my cheeks with pecks. Just then, Chinemelum walked in, wiping her wet hands against her blouse.

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jun 10, 2017
Chipappii:
Jeez. Some people are real fucktards. So this stupid page real romantic story reloaded on fb just dy copy my stories only changing the name to lifestyle of a fuckboy. Please, if you are the bloody owner of that fvcking page, abeg just change back the name of my story and stop writing it without my permit and give me my due acknowledgement.



Infact I go pause small. I dy vex. Make the owner use his stupid photocopy brain finish the rest. Let me see how the mumu go write the next chapter.

Just negodu.
Bro just report the page to Facebook for them to take the silly page down and tell Facebook that it's copyright infringement of your hard earned work.

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by swiz123(m): 9:53pm On Jun 10, 2017
breathtaking update mr chipappi

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 10:04pm On Jun 10, 2017
dumo1:

Bro just report the page to Facebook for them to take the silly page down and tell Facebook that it's copyright infringement of your hard earned work.

Sorted it out already. Thanks bro

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 10:04pm On Jun 10, 2017
swiz123:
breathtaking update mr chipappi

Thanks bro grin
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by smart024(m): 11:14pm On Jun 10, 2017
@Chipappii more grease to your elbow, more ink to your pen, more creativity to your brain...

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by zpetstunner(m): 11:15pm On Jun 10, 2017
tnx bro more update pls

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 5:14am On Jun 11, 2017
smart024:
@Chipappii more grease to your elbow, more ink to your pen, more creativity to your brain...


Thanks bro grin

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 5:15am On Jun 11, 2017
zpetstunner:
tnx bro more update pls

Sure. Thanks bro

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by olatunyemi(m): 11:07am On Jun 11, 2017
update

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 11:39am On Jun 11, 2017
Good work Chipappii

Hope you've sorted out the plagiarism on facebook?

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