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Travelling Condo_! by ekeroyal(m): 1:47pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
A young man was about travelling to Singapore and was told all the dos and don'ts. Amongst was he was told was that he should not carry anything in sachets e.g drugs of any kind, food substances, etc. He now decided to ask the Visa Adviser some questions. This is the discussion that ensued: Traveler: Sir, thank you for your advice but I want to ask. Can I see relaxation points? Adviser: How do you mean Sir? Traveler: Like Silverbird Gallerie, Adviser: Sure. Traveler: What clubs? Adviser: Yes, if you have money with you then you can enjoy all of that. Traveler: So I can hang out in Hotels and clubs with beautiful chaps? Adviser: Sir they are all available. Traveler: But the only problem I have is this sachet thing. Adviser: How do you mean? Traveler: I learnt condoms are prescribed first by the Doctor before one can use it there. Adviser: Well I'd advice you to concentrate on your studies, so that you don't while away your time. In the next twelve months you are back to Nigeria, so relax. Traveler: I think I'll carry my condoms from here. Adviser: Your bag will be searched, and if such is found you will be imprisoned in Singapore for as long as they want. Traveler: Then I'll wear it before travelling. Adviser: How? It'll become obsolete off course. Traveler: I'd be travelling with soap & vaseline, I'd was and lubricate it. At least nobody will ask me to remove my pant so that he could screen me. It's never done. It appears you are dull, am leaving your office now! |
Re: Travelling Condo_! by clemcykul(f): 1:06pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
yawnszzz wat da hell!!! dis sh!t is damn too long |
Re: Travelling Condo_! by aristole(m): 2:02pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
u re rit jare! |
Re: Travelling Condo_! by clemcykul(f): 3:45pm On Nov 11, 2009 |
aww tnks honie |
Re: Travelling Condo_! by dominique(f): 7:30pm On Nov 11, 2009 |
too friggin long and booooring |
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