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Woman Palaver by yampoo(m): 6:25pm On Nov 05, 2009
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen!
I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
And the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong.The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and he opened his briefcase.
"Oh, my god!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead.
Re: Woman Palaver by Abbeycity4(f): 8:19pm On Nov 05, 2009
LMAO!!!! grin grin
Re: Woman Palaver by whitesturd(f): 8:23pm On Nov 05, 2009
ha ha ha ha ha.laughs my sexy ass out.
Re: Woman Palaver by Abbygyal(f): 8:23pm On Nov 05, 2009
loooooooooooooool!

whitesturd:

ha ha ha ha ha.laughs my [b]sexy [/b]ass out.
ryt.
Re: Woman Palaver by kabola2009(m): 9:32pm On Nov 05, 2009
you guys just dey crazy, you want to kill me with laughter
Re: Woman Palaver by 2Direct(m): 10:26am On Nov 06, 2009
Hahahahahahaha the wife is familia with the long penis, haba women sef
Re: Woman Palaver by Nobody: 7:20pm On Nov 06, 2009
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha grin grin
Re: Woman Palaver by 2Direct(m): 7:30pm On Nov 06, 2009
Take am easy dey laugh for my ear jor, Birds of the same feather'
Re: Woman Palaver by Nobody: 7:33pm On Nov 06, 2009
leave me alone
Re: Woman Palaver by 2Direct(m): 7:36pm On Nov 06, 2009
E be like i fit touch you? I say make u no make noise for my ear with your endless laughter jare
Re: Woman Palaver by Nobody: 7:51pm On Nov 06, 2009
do you have to listen to me
Re: Woman Palaver by clemcykul(f): 5:01pm On Nov 09, 2009
lmao!!! that schwarz of a guy must be a regular visitor at the woman's bla bla bla grin grin

nice one grin wink
Re: Woman Palaver by shayoor(f): 6:27pm On Nov 09, 2009
;d

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