The things we hear about pastors and their quests for miracles these days is quite alarming. According to reports making the rounds online, a Zimbabwean Prophet, Walter Magaya, allegedly sold anointed cucumbers in his church as the congregants especially the ladies patronized him well.

This act seems not have gone down well with some online users who have registered their displeasure by blasting the pastor.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/11/excitement-as-pastor-shares-anointed.html

see more >>> http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/11/excitement-as-pastor-shares-anointed.html

where is Chidimma oo.. come and receive ur anointing

God help us

Wonderful!! Chidimma should be there to receive an anointed version

You read some news like this and begin to wonder if one should laugh or go ballistic.

I hate cucumber cc viking007

Whaaaaaaaaat?

cum cum cum cum cummmba ba baaaaaa

anointed experience

I support the pastor wholeheartedly, lol.

Cucumber here my Lord cucumber here
Cucumber here my Lord cucumber here
Cucumber here my Lord cucumber here
Oh Lord cucumber here

Cucumber? Hmm... Anotinted 1 biz deyoo

I can see someone smilling

Bunch of gullible followers.
See the way they re all holding the CUTECUMBER

D men too bought

Dem go dey insert am 4 where

One of that cucumber fit reach #10k.And the mumu followers go buy am.The pastor go don read chidinma story that is why he dey look for female customers.

kinggogo:
D men too bought

Dem go dey insert am 4 where

I been one ask this Q.

Carrissa:
Bunch of gullible followers.
See the way they re all holding the CUTECUMBER

You no go place an online order.Na limited quantity remain o.

Are they supposed to eat it, lick it or stick it somewhere

See as the lady in white top dey happy with the big one she hold

Religion.....SMH

Comedians are all over the place. We need it very much in time of recession

It's actually gonna do wonders, especially for the women folk.
It automatically cures Konji and helps to satisfy women who are not satisfied with their partner's performance.
As for men, they can eat it to satisfy hunger....all na Miracle.

haaa

This one fit give woman belle o

Yeee!

It is finished!

I kant epp their solution.

If these aren't the signs of the end, then I wonder what these are

You guys sha want to divert attention back back to chidinma. Ko le werk. Seun egbegbe is still trending, he is a theif and a ritualist

Lol, u go hear prayer line like....... Fada please make my husband dyk big like ds cucumber in jesus name, oh baba, any girl dt want to touch my oga coccumber die by fire, holy Ghost fire! I cover papa john cucumber with the blood of jesus

.

Chidinma! Come and see anointed Cucumber o!