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Who Is The Most Stingy Person You Know? by superstarDikk(m): 2:53pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
When i was little i had a friend named Ugo. Ugo's father was the most stingy man i've ever known. The man was a miser to the extent that he counts the number of match sticks in a matchbox(no jokes). He instructed his wife and kids to use only 3 match sticks a day [for cooking breakfast, lunch n dinner) and they dare not ask for money to buy matches before d time it was suppose to finish. The thing was so bad that in school, Ugo was writing double lines in a space of one so that his books wil not be filled quickly. He will write a sentence or a line above and write another one directly underneath instead of crossing to the next line. Another stingy person i know is one 'senior' in my area.d guy invited a girl over. 2 impress her, he bought chicken n prepared it. Hours passed and she didn't show. His friends told him that since the girl no de come make them eat the chicken, but d guy no gree. d guy wait for 2 more days she no come. The chicken come spoil him n his friends no eat, d girl no eat. Tel us urs |
Re: Who Is The Most Stingy Person You Know? by DaddySLY(m): 3:40pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
lol... dem too plenty sef... 1 Like |
Re: Who Is The Most Stingy Person You Know? by odogwu190(m): 6:26am On Nov 30, 2016 |
Satan! |
Re: Who Is The Most Stingy Person You Know? by Josephtopg24: 5:47pm On Dec 01, 2016 |
My Ex girl friend |
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