[quote] Despite the quagmire state of the nation, the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC), has chosen to add to our problems by mandating local service providers to increase their data rates for irrelevant reasons, starting from the 1st of December.

Without deceiving ourselves, this directive from NCC will be unfavorable to subscribers as many may denied frequent internet access

Without wasting time, the following people may no longer have access to the internet when data rates increases

1. Broke Guys

Recession has turned many financially buoyant guys to become broke that they can't even boast of two square meal let alone subscribe for a full month data plan. Many will agree with me that NCC will only be compounding these people's problems because they will have to borrow phones from their enemies just to check their Bet9ja tickets.

2. Whatsapp Subscribers

The whatsapp subscribers are so economical that they can manage 10MB for a whole year without getting exhausted. By the time 20MB monthly whatsapp plan is reduced to 2MB per month, these people will only switch on their data once in every 23 hours just reply the pending whatsapp messages

3. Facebook Subscribers

Once data rates increases, monitoring spirits on facebook will drastically reduce as guy will not be able to ass-lick ladies on social media. In fact, they will only view ladies profile pictures on Facebook and will not be able to comment since they will be managing their weekly data plans which might be reduced to from 25MB to 10MB

4. Stingy/Greedy People

These are the people that have money yet stingy to themselves. Even if they're being offered 50GB for N1, 000, they will still wail and complain that they deserve more. These people are likely to use their money to gulp beer and devour nkwobi when data rate is Increased as they see it as waste of money.

5. Night Crawlers

These are the people that can't browse during the daytime but will have to wait till 12am so that they can subscribe for N25 night browsing just to dowload from naijauncut and xvideos. I believe it's cruelty if service providers increase data rates and cease night browsing plans because these people will no longer have any hope of surfing the net even at midnight

6.Cheap phones users

Some people are using cheap phones that can't even subscribe Airtel 3GB monthly plan. When data rates is increased, they may choose not to subscribe again their monthly data plan can even buy their phones.

7. Those who relay on people for data sharing

Those who rely on people to share data with them will be put to shame because, increase in data rates will make those who share data with them to become stingy. These people will become wailers and will begin to rain curses on Buhari and NCC

8. Ladies who rely on men for subscription

I know that thing will soon go worse that most guys will not be able to subscribe for themselves let one subscribe for ladies. Therefore, ladies will be willing to trade their virginity for data subscription so that they can have access to Facebook and whatsapp. The ones who can't do this will be stranded as life will become boring to them.

9. Data resell Scammers

Those who spam social media with ridiculously cheap data plans may not be able to even subscribe let alone spam websites in a bid to scam people.

10. Thugs/Derailers

I have already predicted that increase in data rates will bring about peace on social media as hooligans, bashers and derailers will not be able to subscribe let alone bash people on social media. This implies that only the rich will be found on social media

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Written by: Tosyne2much
Cc
Lalasticlala

Source: http://www.tosyne2much.com/2016/11/10-categories-of-people-that-will-stop.html?m=1

modified : FTC for this recession is something to cheer about.FG workers neva c alert to re-suscrib.
lols





U forgot to add Topic derailers

Lemme park here 1st.

Ok back to the Topic!

Those who use other people's phone to check livescores and book BET9ja .

11. students
na to use school wifi, God bless UNILAG and CITS.

Abeg na who get Sagem charger?

Don't worry cheat will start flowing in sooner or later

I can't laugh. don't forget Bloggers too will suffer too. less traffic. this NCC people should just carry there wahala and go. Nobody want to participate in #OCCUPY NCC. Change is here.

sod09:
I don't pay for data always on cheat my proof

Fear God nah

Na because of people like you dem wan increase price

They are coming for you, you just wait

KissChrix:


Fear God nah


Na because of people like you dem wan increase price

to hell wit dem
just sit back more of this will be viral

I dey come...

App and Software Developers
Upcoming Bloggers
Digital Marketers
Techprenuers
Research Students
Uber Clients
Ebook Readers
Gamers (multiplayer mode)
Cloud Storage Users

The list is endless. This hike will "spell doom" for many.
Itz not a joking sturv

austinereds:
I can't laugh. don't forget Bloggers too will suffer too. less traffic. this NCC people should just carry there wahala and go. Nobody want to participate in #OCCUPY NCC. Change is here.

NCC don fall guys hand oooo... Chaiiiii

PhonePlanet:
11. students
na to use school wifi, God bless UNILAG and CITS.

Omo you are on point

sod09:
to hell wit dem
just sit back more of this will be viral

Guy share your knowledge na... gbenu si no be atenu ; atenu na one love

KissChrix:
Na only if bad thing wan happen We dey hear from NCC

Since the inception of NCC, I don't really see their importance

Tosyne, I agree with this your no. 8 fa, e don de affect me.
A girl was disturbing me to sub for her ooo

Some tribal E-warriors.

Lpl

op? you forget 5%!

okay.

Thunder fire Buhari and Ncc

PhonePlanet:
11. students
na to use school wifi, God bless UNILAG and CITS.

Greatest Akokite!

Lol, baba don compose Top 10 list sharpally.

I'm sorted for two months

More cheats for the masses.