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Fart Definition by DONFASZY(m): 12:07pm On Nov 09, 2009
* AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart

* AMIABLE : Likes to smell others' farts

* ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private

* AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes

* ATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times

* BEWILDERED : Can't tell his own fart from others

* BIG BULLY : Farts louder than others

* CARELESS : Farts in church

* CHILDISH : Farts and then giggles

* CLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same time

* CONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudest

* CONFUSED : Face is so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to go

* CUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eating

* DAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife's head

* DISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dog

* DISAPPOINTED : Fart doesn't smell

* DUMB : Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own

* ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollution

* FOOLISH : Suppresses a fart for hours

* FRESH GUY : Jumps in front of you and then farts

* GROUCH : Grumbles when ladies fart *HONEST : Admits he farted but offers a good medical reason

* IMPUDENT : Farts out aloud and then laughs

* LAZY : Just fizzles

* MASOCHIST : Farts in the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles

* MISERABLE : Can't fart at all

* MUSICAL : Tenor or Bass, Clear as a bell, smells like shit and sounds like hell

* NERVOUS : Stops in the middle of a fart

* PROUD : Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant

* SADIST : Farts in bed, then fluffs the covers

* SCIENTIFIC : Bottles his farts

* SENSITIVE : Farts and then starts crying

* SHY : Blushes when he farts silently

* SLOB : Farts and stains his underwear

* SMART ALEC : Farts when ladies are present

* SNEAKY : Farts and blames it on the dog

* STINGY : Belches to save his ass-hole

* STRATEGIC : Conceals his fart by loud laughter

* THRIFTY : One who always has farts in reserve

* TIMID : Jumps when he farts

* UNFORTUNATE : Tries to fart but shits himself

* VAIN PERSON : One who loves the smell of his own fart

* WHIMPY : Farts at the slightest exertion

* WISE GUY : Farts and asks who shit
Re: Fart Definition by aristole(m): 12:34pm On Nov 09, 2009
@ Poster

There's nofn like defination.It's definition.

Sorry ooo!!!
Re: Fart Definition by DONFASZY(m): 12:42pm On Nov 09, 2009
@aristole

f**k off, u r a pain on my computer

i go break your head on day, mayb on top table or on top hot plate
Re: Fart Definition by clemcykul(f): 12:52pm On Nov 09, 2009
@joke lmao
boi that was really tyte
Re: Fart Definition by aristole(m): 1:37pm On Nov 09, 2009
Don !!!
Dts too personal.

Dani closes the thread.Gbam!!!Throws the Key into a river.
Re: Fart Definition by clemcykul(f): 3:44pm On Nov 11, 2009
opens thread with a wicked fart
Re: Fart Definition by aristole(m): 11:32am On Nov 12, 2009
Mogbe!!!
Re: Fart Definition by clemcykul(f): 2:25pm On Nov 12, 2009
never gbe yet grin
Re: Fart Definition by D1KeleVra(m): 9:11pm On Nov 12, 2009
I think i might try the saddist fart before i sleep cheesy and the careless fart at sunday mass grin grin grin
Re: Fart Definition by aristole(m): 1:38pm On Nov 13, 2009
What are u waiting for?
Re: Fart Definition by D1KeleVra(m): 6:40pm On Nov 13, 2009
duh! i'm waiting for sunday morning tongue
Re: Fart Definition by clemcykul(f): 3:22pm On Nov 16, 2009
mr fart,
Re: Fart Definition by D1KeleVra(m): 3:41pm On Nov 16, 2009
it's Dr, babe. . . it's Dr. Don't get it twisted tongue
Re: Fart Definition by clemcykul(f): 3:52pm On Nov 16, 2009
that ure confused abi?

i said MR FART! u cant deny ur personality
Re: Fart Definition by D1KeleVra(m): 3:58pm On Nov 16, 2009
liar!!!
Re: Fart Definition by aristole(m): 5:25pm On Nov 16, 2009
@ D1. ngbo?
Re: Fart Definition by dani1luv: 8:24pm On Nov 16, 2009
angry
Re: Fart Definition by D1KeleVra(m): 9:02pm On Nov 16, 2009
@Aristo

I don hear smiley
Re: Fart Definition by DONFASZY(m): 3:55pm On Nov 17, 2009
undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Fart Definition by Dunddy(m): 4:29pm On Nov 17, 2009
save me from this laff abeg. grin grin grin grin
Re: Fart Definition by aristole(m): 2:36pm On Nov 18, 2009
See your big teeth
Re: Fart Definition by Dunddy(m): 3:03pm On Nov 18, 2009
lipsrsealed
that our ancestral totem u'r yabbin!
Re: Fart Definition by romsky: 7:55am On Nov 19, 2009
4 d 1st tym u posted sumtyn 9ce
Re: Fart Definition by clemcykul(f): 9:13am On Nov 19, 2009
aww kudos then mr dundie smiley
Re: Fart Definition by Nobody: 3:22pm On Nov 19, 2009
too long undecided
Re: Fart Definition by clemcykul(f): 3:34pm On Nov 19, 2009
u mean the posters bla bla bla shocked shocked

chei dis babe don dey spoil o cry grin grin grin
Re: Fart Definition by Nobody: 3:35pm On Nov 19, 2009
spoil
Re: Fart Definition by clemcykul(f): 4:18pm On Nov 19, 2009
no corrupt
Re: Fart Definition by D1KeleVra(m): 6:23pm On Nov 19, 2009
the rapper? sad

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