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These Children Are Really Funny, Get In Here And Read by pastormosix(m): 5:53pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
I cant stop laffin
Just love this kids
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is that
possible?
Kid: He became father only when I
was born.
Logic!!
Children Are Quick and Always Speak
Their Minds
_______________________________
TEACHER: Joseph, go to the map and
find North America .
JOSEPH: Here it is .
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who
discovered America ?
CLASS: Joseph!
_______________________________
TEACHER: Wale, why are you doing
your math multiplication on the
floor?
WALE: You told me to do it without
using tables.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Adigun , how would you
spell ‘crocodile?’
ADIGUN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
ADIGUN: Maybe it is wrong, but you
asked me how I would spell it.
(I Love this child)
_______________________________
TEACHER: Rebecca , what is the
chemical formula for water?
REBECCA : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking
about?
REBECCA: But yesterday you said it’s
H to O.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Moses, name one
important thing we have today that
we didn’t have ten years ago.
MOSES: Me!
_______________________________
TEACHER: Abraham, why do you
always get so dirty?
ABRAHAM: Well, I’m a lot closer to
the ground than you are.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Hannah , give me a
sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
HANNAH: I is…
TEACHER: No, Hannah …… always
say, ‘I am.’
HANNAH: All right… ‘I am the ninth
letter of the alphabet’
_______________________________
TEACHER: Peter, George Washington
not only chopped down his father’s
cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Peter , do you know why his
father didn’t punish him?
PETER: Yes. Because George still had
the axe in his hand……
_______________________________
TEACHER: Now, Racheal , tell me
frankly, do you say a prayer before
eating?
RACHAEL : No sir, I don’t have to, my
Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Kehinde , your
composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly
the same as your brother’s. Did you
copy his?
KEHINDE : No sir, It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
____________________________
TEACHER: Femi, what do you call a
person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
FEMI: A teacher
_______________________________
PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE
SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S
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