Olalan:
Nice one, people should maintain proper ethics whenever they are in public domain.

Hallykojo:
Number 4 is so funny after i googled jing leed.

yomi007k:


This recession will mk d above multiply especially if u pay for aso ebi n u no see anything.

ChemicalReaction:
Biko warriz it?

Hallykojo:


Aswear after buying aso ebi of how much. I go fight o.

Elisean:
Just because you find some of these things cringe that does not mean etiquettes should be abandoned.
Using cutlery is one thing that can't be changed.

Benita27:
I wish everyone will be like me.

I just don't care about petty stuffs as wedding souvenir...went to a friend's wedding and when it was time for gift exchange with the crowd i saw screaming and pushing each other for souvenir, i kindly walked to the couple...dropped my gift and left, just couldn't afford been pushed down.

Hallykojo:

Aswear after buying aso ebi of how much. I go fight o.

Hallykojo:


Aswear after buying aso ebi of how much. I go fight o.

MzLarem:
Walai, Ah kant take you out.

Qummie:
1. Taking the front seat:

This is definitely one of the most embarrasing habits people portray at events. It is common knowledge that the front row belongs to the family of the celebrant(s) but some stubborn ones still attempt to occupy that row. When usher now says, “mister man you can’t sit there”, they will say she’s rude.

[s]2. Fighting for food:

This is very shameful. Years back, i attended a party with some friends and i was embarrased when this man kept complaining about the fact that he hadn’t been served. We were actually at the same table so i was equally embarassed.
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3. Using cutlery:

I cringe when i see people trying so hard to eat with the fork and knife. As in it is ordinary “amala and ewedu” o but they will still form. My problem isn’t always their clothes which they end up messing up, my problem is that they always look ridiculous.

[s]4. Trying out new dishes:

This is beyond embarrasing. It is extremely shameful as well. Typical conversation happens like:

Service boy: What would you like sir?
Mr A: What do you have?
Service boy: Jollof rice, fried rice, pounded yam, asaro, amala, semovita, and Jing leed.
Mr A: Give me “Gin lid”
*Service boy exits and returns with*



It is at this point Mr A will start sweating and even his handkerchief may not be able to help.

5. Battling meat bones:

This is another embarrasing one. I’m not saying you should form but know the limit. Be courteous. You don’t have to scrape off all the meat on the bones neither are you obligated to break the chicken laps and give it a befitting burial. Just know Mama Bimbo is seated beside you and her white lace cost #50000.

6. Fighting for souvenirs:

I hate this one with a passion mostly because the souvenirs people fight for are petty items such as, buckets, waste packer, plates, towels, etc. Why do people even do this. Though my mom wouldn’t “fight”, i hate how she eyes me from across the room and asks, “have you collected?” and i will just feel like dying. I mean you’ve collected, daddy has collected, my siblings have collected, why must i collect? What do we even need this many buckets for? Most people see souvenirs as their constitutional human rights for attending parties.

By the way, shout out to people who have souvenirs which are older than them at home. RESPECT!!!

7. Packing Takeaway:

I cannot tell you how embarrasing this is. It’s not a crime to take some goodies with you when leaving parties. What is a crime is denying other people the right to enjoy what they ought to. Some people go as far as clearing the table of small chops and stylishly dropping it in their handbags. Even if no one sees you, God and the camera will.

8.Being selfish:

The people here are closely related to those in (7). At buffet-style events, these are the ones that mould mountains on their plates. You will see catfish, plantain, moimoi, asaro, goat meat, snail, salad, fried rice, assorted meat, etc. How do people sleep at night knowing their hearts are this evil?

9. Drinking to stupor:

The fact that drinks are free at parties shouldn’t give you the free will to consume more than you can withstand and embarass your family publicly.

Some people drink to the extent where they can’t walk and have to be transported home in a wheelbarrow.
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Source: https://qummiesblog./2016/12/02/9-embarassing-party-habits-that-need-to-stop-now/

Seun, Lalasticlala

If dem no give you food, Fight!

Scatter the place, You must eat back the amount you spent on aso-ebi.

Sample all the food there Variety is the spice of life

Hallykojo:

Na joke o but the thing can pain

KissChrix:


If dem no give you food, Fight!

Scatter the place, You must eat back the amount you spent on aso-ebi.

Sample all the food there Variety is the spice of life

MzLarem:
I tell you. You will be aso ebi 20k,they will be sharing matches and be giving you yellow rice and one meat...for why na

mazidan:
Na girls dey do this things *run out of thread

OlufemiWhit:
Mr A asking for 'Gin Leed' really cracked me up....nice write up OP

KissChrix:

If dem no give you food, Fight!
Scatter the place, You must eat back the amount you spent on aso-ebi.
Sample all the food there Variety is the spice of life

Hallykojo:

Drinking to stupor

mazidan:

mhiz:
My aunt and fighting for souvenir, she will then shout at you for not fighting for yours

mhiz:
My aunt and fighting for souvenir, she will then shout at you for not fighting for yours