I must say kfc isn't that nice in America, at least compared to the UK.

Given you are in Chicago you should try out Chic-fil-a. It's really nice and a lot better than kfc.

FrankNetter:
Food

I'm rearing to go to the popular eateries like kfc, McDonald, Burger King, etc etc
(Yup, I love food like that)

Please watch your weight o
I have gained 10 pounds and I have been here barely six months.
Enjoy your new home

sirRiddy:
Please watch your weight o
I have gained 10 pounds and I have been here barely six months.
Enjoy your new home

jaysmallz:


it's the person's username....


For example, your moniker is TEDDYWHIZ1

get it ?

thanks bro..... Nice moniker too

Respect is reciprocal..... If our fatherland no give we the citizens respect then how are we going to respect her? Just saying though

B4bestbrain:
Nice post ni.
You are really a funny person.
What i enjoyed most is thé simplicity and real nature of your writeup. Being thé real you and not trying to be whom you are not.
REAL VILLAGE BOY INDEED.

Congrats!

NB- please let us learn to accord our fatherland her due respect irrespecting of whatsoever and try not to generalize an issue just because of few people. Thanks.

Simple question you could not answer.
Na so person dey take trowey opportunities. The fact that I even ask you for telling u say I Don dey Chitown years before you.
Na you call yourself Village boy sha.

FrankNetter:


wetin you wan use am do?

gentleiphy:


Welcome to the other side of "living life" away from the other side of "merely existing"....cold no dey kill..you will adapt and good thing you have the wood behind you but no go hunt thier squirrels and rabbits cos animal right dey o...ehe try sharply to get a job to start helping mumsy with the bills and reduce her hustling...obodo oyibo no be come and play o o....you must work at the same time have enough to enjoy....settle down first i go come carry you hit Vegas make you feel the groove...thank me later.

"Cold no dey kill" If I hear!

sirRiddy:
Please watch your weight o I have gained 10 pounds and I have been here barely six months. Enjoy your new home

10 pounds is 4.5kg. Enjoy...

Settling in


As a fairly good-looking fella, when i went to church last Sunday, i was getting lots of stares from the females.


ha! where do i start from?? so much has happened this week.
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the weather has gone from bad to worse; my cousins who have been warning us about how cold chicago gets werent joking at all. If someone had told me that you would not feel the warmth of the sun even when its up there shinning down at you, I wouldnt have believed.

Some days back, i woke up around 8:00am (or so), peeked out the window, saw the sun up and blazing. It snowed the night before and I thought it would be nice to open up the garage door and shovel the driveway while wearing just my boxer shorts and one polo

kai! As I opened up the garage door, the cold hit me like a trailer! in my haste to run back inside, i even left the garage door open.
had to go back inside and dress like an eskimo for the task at hand.


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the other day, I, my siblings and my cousins went sight-seeing. towards the evening, we drove past one nice neighborhood where almost all the houses were beautifully decorated with christmas lights. I was just thinking in my mind that these people dont know what to use money for

ttmacoy:
I must say kfc isn't that nice in America, at least compared to the UK.

Given you are in Chicago you should try out Chic-fil-a. It's really nice and a lot better than kfc.

Alright, thanks for the tip.

obiaguna:
See as to go obodo ndi ocha dey hungry me.. Na money dey yab me so o..chai..lol..

Nice gist Op. I bet you feel brand new and rearing to start a new life.

Brand new no be small thing o! I feel spanking new!

Successjoy:
lol. hope you can cook sha? bring in more gist pls.

Yeah, I dey try sha. But my sisters are here too though. I don't think their pride would allow me enter kitchen and whip up something delicious

sirRiddy:
Please watch your weight o
I have gained 10 pounds and I have been here barely six months.
Enjoy your new home

I go register for gym sharp sharp. Besides, thread mill dey our basement

I live close to the campus gym which is like few metres away from my residence.
But time no too dey. It is even worse this period wey to stand up for bed go work now
na wahala. I pay 171 dollars per semester for using the facility and I wish I can go there
more frequently.
Well, depending on your genes and eating habits, you can manage weight issues. Avoid eating
dinner after 8pm and eat small meals multiple times a day. Seems you are having fun, please
enjoy the moment. Life is too short. Your thread is very entertaining.

FrankNetter:



I go register for gym sharp sharp. Besides, thread mill dey our basement

Ademat7:
OP how much is tomato per KG? Indeed we hv better variety of tomato here compare to Dis one u post(not forming o) omo9ja proudly.
I'm an agronomist so I know what I'm saying

na joke you dey joke?

sirRiddy:
I live close to the campus gym which is like few metres away from my residence.
But time no too dey. It is even worse this period wey to stand up for bed go work now
na wahala. I pay 171 dollars per semester for using the facility and I wish I can go there
more frequently.
Well, depending on your genes and eating habits, you can manage weight issues. Avoid eating
dinner after 8pm and eat small meals multiple times a day. Seems you are having fun, please
enjoy the moment. Life is too short. Your thread is very entertaining.

Thanks man. You should enjoy yourself as well.

FrankNetter:



na joke you dey joke?

Look below

I like your write-up. Funny and easily comprehensible. Enjoy your time in America.

From the pics the place look very quiet... neighbours farrrrr away.... have you got close enough to make eye contact?! Is public transport close to your house? ... looks like you have to drive to get anything..... bread, Fanta, whatever. And as a handsome guy. .. and all the babes eyes on you in church... didn't you flash your Techno and have them forming line to drop their contact digits?... you can't be stuck at home... these babes can show you around. ........ and more!