*Ways of breaking up with your lover in this December to avoid buying gifts*
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1.Ten Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
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2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!
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3.I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!
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4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over!
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5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil
And boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are
not obedient, It’s over!
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6.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your bags. It's over........

7. I told you to come by 12pm and you came by 11:58am? You can't respect my decision again? Its over

8. Why did you buy me a blue shirt? When you know outrightly that am a man united fan? Its over

9. Why did you start with praying for forgiveness instead of thanksgiving? You don't follow bible instructions anymore? Its over

10. Add yours..
Nb: just for the fun of it

cum after 1 min 10 times in a roll and see magic

Vitanelson