WHO MUMU PASS?
1. Hausa man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi
.
2. Igbo man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a
bank account
.
3. Yoruba man who went to bed with a ruler just to know
how
long he slept.
.
4. Tiv man who watched the news and waved at the
newscaster.
.
5. An Efik nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply
because
she forgot to give him sleeping pills.
.
6. An Igala man who lowered his TV volume because he
wanted
to read a text message.
.
7. An Ikwere man who polished his shoes to take a passport
photo
.
8.An Isoko man who climbed a mango tree to check if the
mango was ripe enough then came down and started
throwing
stones at it
.
9. A fulani man who choose to drink fanta because he
thought
sprite was unripe.
.
10. A Gbagyi man who saw something like poo, touched and
tasted then said "hmmmm"na poo oo!!! thank God oh say I
no
march am.
.
11. An Idoma man who put his radio inside the refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to cool fm.....

lol