Emodeee:






you bad gan. how did you discard him? i'm sure he must have been disturbing you with calls and messages.

I kept posting him everytym he wanted us 2 meet, n at sm point i stopped tkin his calls...He got tired evventually

Lisaflex:



I kept posting him everytym he wanted us 2 meet, n at sm point i stopped tkin his calls...He got tired evventually

Who has been disturbing my crush?

Secondary school,days in order to avoid bashing any of the cars in d house old man had to buy one old school Benz regular for us boys to roll with..That day was my turn so i come go check this new girl i been working on..washed and cleaned FUCie aka Bleep Up Car(what we nicknamed d car) arrange with my mechanic paddy to check every n he said no problem..so me and my wing man go check this girl ooh and she was with couple of friends @home.. okay make we dey move go back area after parole,FUCie no start again..chai see me sweating like new yr goat i almost died when she suggested she and her friends join us to push n start it which they did reluctantly/mockingly...i never went there again or spoke to any of them FUCie fall my hand

Lakeland4321:
Who has been disturbing my crush?

Merry christmas,happy new yr n happy val's day(tk ds one as jara)...Hwz u?

Lisaflex:



Merry christmas,happy new yr n happy val's day(tk ds one as jara)...Hwz u?

Waow You wrote all that @2am! I must really be appreciated. I wish u all the same too. It seems you haven't been online for some weeks, welcome back.

Lakeland4321:
Waow You wrote all that @2am! I must really be appreciated. I wish u all the same too. It seems you haven't been online for some weeks, welcome back.

Yaya...Thanks

I am reviving thread, its too hilarious.

Guys come share yours.

Met dis pretty lady tru her friend. We connected so easily because her friend told her i ws lecturing. She ws all over me. We met afta i agreed reluctantly to see her in her apartment. She ws like, let me see ur phone n i gv her. Cn i go tru ur gallery? I said yes. She said who s ur gf i wnt to knw her. I kept mute bt she persisted. I said owk go tru my pics. I flaunt my gf pics on ma phone. She saw a lot f her pics. Her mood changed. She handed d phone back to me immediately and dt ws d end. I asked her y d sudden change f behaviour bt she said nothing. She ws totally blunt towards me frm dt moment. She started demanding money n material stuff kwowing i ws nt interested in a relationship with her, then i jst called everything off.

khristal87:
Met dis pretty lady tru her friend. We connected so easily because her friend told her i ws lecturing. She ws all over me. We met afta i agreed reluctantly to see her in her apartment. She ws like, let me see ur phone n i gv her. Cn i go tru ur gallery? I said yes. She said who s ur gf i wnt to knw her. I kept mute bt she persisted. I said owk go tru my pics. I flaunt my gf pics on ma phone. She saw a lot f her pics. Her mood changed. She handed d phone back to me immediately and dt ws d end. I asked her y d sudden change f behaviour bt she said nothing. She ws totally blunt towards me frm dt moment. She started demanding money n material stuff kwowing i ws nt interested in a relationship with her, then i jst called everything off.

Slot...
She knew what she was going to find.

dollyjoy:


My worst dating experience still remains the day i went out with a guy that couldn't keep his libido in check.

Dude was shameless and have guts!!!! I have to remind him harshly after trying to pass the message across in a subtle way but he refused to heed the warning that my face isn't on my chest. Thank goodness i was with "ves money" i for win award for treker of the year.

Long time no see, so finally we meet again?