30 Things Nigerian Husbands Want And Expect From Their Wives:
1. Go and slim down. Do not let people take you for our mother when indeed you are our wife. We love to see you exercise and eat less.
2. Mind and control your tongue.
3. Keep the house clean.
4. Be hospitable, how you receive our friends and families matter to us. Make them feel welcome by coming out to greet them, serve them water if there is no drink.
5. Dress neatly and smart always, look good for us.
6. Do not disrespect us, we want to feel respected even with our imperfections, correct us with respect.
7. Treat us like a king, make us feel important and we shall treat you back as our queens.
8. Do not always claim right.
9. Be polite always.
10. Be quick to say "I am sorry".
11. Do not delay us when we have to go out together. Start getting ready well ahead of time and don't keep us waiting because we can be very impatient.
12. We don't like tension, make us smile and laugh around you and we will want to hang around.
13. We love good food, if you have to go to a catering school to make us eat well, please do.
14. We do not like nagging. When you make your request, believe in us to do it in our own time. No amount of nagging can change us.
15. Do not belittle or gossip us to anyone.
16. If there are issues that need be addressed, find a quiet time when we can talk, just the two of us not necessarily in the middle of the night when you're most likely going to disturb our sleep.
17. Do not prioritize others ahead of us, Make us your number one; Not the children, your friends, your family, your career, business, religion or anything around.
18. We love sex, do not withhold it. Never use it as a bargaining chip.
19. Be disciplined and wise in spending.
20. Be our friend and stop acting like our mom.
21. We can be jealous, do not get too close with the opposite sex on Social media. Seek our consent before accepting a male as Friend.
22. Do not paint us bad to the children, help them love and appreciate us.
23. Do not leave the home and children unattended.
24. Accept and relate well with our family members.
25. Assist us in paying the bills, if you earn well.
26. Do not try to pry too much by reading our mails and responding to messages meant for us without our consent.
Stop snooping and stalking us on Social media. Stop being suspicious of our female colleagues.Please stop acting like FBI,CIA or Mossad over our phones. They are our phones not yours.
27. Stop answering our calls without our permission.
28. Smile always, even when you are exhausted from tending the kids. Constantly frowning will scare us.
29. If you need our help, ASK. We cannot read your minds*.
30. Stop asking to know how we spend every dime. Just trust us and all will be well.
Lots of love,
-Nigerian husbands.

. Culled From Palmchat App

Ladies is up to you, what do you feel, do you agree?

By d grace of GOD we can do it but wat will u give us in return? Remember we are ur wife, not d maid or ur mother but ur missing rib

OP hope you came with your shield ,cos when dem NL ladies start the bashing.....hmmm,well it's none of my business


good morning to all them pretty NL ladies

epobot:
By d grace of GOD we can do it but wat will u give us in return? Remember we are ur wife, not d maid or ur mother but ur missing rib

which missing rib. My is intact oh

the wives coming soon

dhevid:
OP hope you came with your shield ,cos when dem NL ladies start the bashing.....hmmm,well it's none of my business


good morning to all them pretty NL ladies

lol

epobot:
By d grace of GOD we can do it but wat will u give us in return? Remember we are ur wife, not d maid or ur mother but ur missing rib

we will give you anything you want and how you want it

Well the wives aren't perfect....the husbands need to accept this fact and should learn how to accept their flaws

Also the wives should try their best doing these things, if they(wives) fail to do some of these things, its not the end of the world and you don't have to be hard on yourself, just keep trying your best

.....and if your husband don't appreciate your best, he can just fvck off, it's not your problem

What a load of BS

Op,d post remains inconclusive until I see "50 tins Nigerian wives expect 4rm dia hubby"

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A whole load of bullocks right there!!

So what are you bringing to the table if you lots expect perfection from your partners?
Potbelly?
Stupid sense of entitlement??

Long list... Are u marrying a robot? i can do some of dis things if i get married to my dream hubby who'll love me and treat me like a queen.

And the wives are not human enough to have any expectations from a man who swore to love, honor, protect and provide for them through her good and bad times till death abi?
Evidently the author was bored/jobless when he compiled that write up

Anyway, it's too early to start abeg

TINALETC3:

You dey always dey every thread dey shine teeth.
Ngwanu we agree that you have segzy teeth.

A man also expect his wife to be God fearing

Silentscreamer:

Counter thread loading?

Adeinfo:


we will give you anything you want and how you want it

See person wen dey talk

Eheh?

Mynd44:
What a load of BS

Don't know if this nigger is naturally a saddist or he does this things for fun. More like harbinger of gloom.
Anything "men" stings him like the bee. Banning of "male" monickers is his opium. Sure he bans mostly guys and chuckle over female infractions.
Mynd44!
Mynd44!!
Mynd44!!!
How many times i call you?

GO AND MARRY
Or is there a code for Nairaland officials that's against matrimony? Oga Seun, you too, we dey wait your PRE-WEDDING PICS eagerly.

,Waiting for 30 things Nigerian wives want and expect from their husbands


Some guyz sha.., You feel shy removing your sister's panties
from the dry line when it's about to rain, but you can
remove the panties of someone's sister with you teeth.
Can you see they've used your destiny to play naira bet,

You should know that what you listed is a product of what I called "One thing led to one thing" or more like "Garbage in Garbage out"

Don't expect the best from your wife when you are yet to do even a tiny little good.

Men want to be treated like kings but you should know the wife of a king is a queen and should be treated as one.


Well, the listed don't come in handy afterall

I smell counter post. Women of nowadays are guilty of 29/30

Cool

I'm here to read the comments

Like seriously? wat kinda yeye list is this? You could've said we shouldn't talk to any guy once we're married...No 21 sef....mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Number one can NOT be over emphasized.

Also, women should stop riddling! Using style or reverse psychology to ask for things can be frustrating, we're not scientists to decipher the codings. Go straight to the point and ask for whatever you want.

18 and 21 just made me fart at work...I am dying of laff ere...Is this a wife manual or a slave manual