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Wives Jokes by Pharoh: 7:30pm On Nov 13, 2009 |
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? 1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. 2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train. A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance." A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork. "Who are you?" he asked. "I'm the Devil," she responded. "Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister." A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looked puzzled. "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked. "Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere" Volume 2 coming out soon ![]() ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by xammy(m): 1:27am On Nov 14, 2009 |
i like it |
Re: Wives Jokes by Kunbee: 1:36am On Nov 14, 2009 |
Stale ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by Pharoh: 7:38am On Nov 14, 2009 |
^^ Liar ![]() ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by dani1luv: 10:26am On Nov 14, 2009 |
lol. . You try |
Re: Wives Jokes by Pharoh: 10:33am On Nov 14, 2009 |
^^ Thank you Bro ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by 2Direct(m): 12:10pm On Nov 14, 2009 |
U don finish? |
Re: Wives Jokes by Pharoh: 12:39pm On Nov 14, 2009 |
The spambot dey delete volume 2 ![]() I get am reach volume 6. See am here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=372221;sa=showPosts |
Re: Wives Jokes by Pharoh: 12:51pm On Nov 14, 2009 |
A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. This Man Stupid no be small ![]() A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Jeff's neighborhood. "How often a week do you have sex with your wife?" asked the inquirer. "Three times," Jeff said without hesitation. "That is once more often than your neighbor," the inquirer said, writing. "That makes sense," Jeff said, "after all, she's my wife This man na big fool ![]() ![]() ![]() A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Can you imagine? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by 2Direct(m): 1:17pm On Nov 14, 2009 |
No lol |
Re: Wives Jokes by Kunbee: 10:56pm On Nov 14, 2009 |
Pharoh: I am not a liar ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by Pharoh: 4:38am On Nov 15, 2009 |
Kunbee: Sorry Mummy ![]() ![]() Should i say pretender? ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by Kunbee: 4:44am On Nov 15, 2009 |
Watevs ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by Pharoh: 5:17am On Nov 15, 2009 |
K ![]() watevs = Wat Ever? ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by Kunbee: 5:21am On Nov 15, 2009 |
Duh! ![]() ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by Pharoh: 5:27am On Nov 15, 2009 |
Tell me na am still a kid so i don't know it. ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by Kunbee: 5:30am On Nov 15, 2009 |
You got it right ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by Pharoh: 5:47am On Nov 15, 2009 |
You need some lashes. ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by Kunbee: 1:10am On Nov 16, 2009 |
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Re: Wives Jokes by Pharoh: 8:13am On Nov 16, 2009 |
Where do you want the lashes? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by aristole(m): 10:37am On Nov 16, 2009 |
on his thing. |
Re: Wives Jokes by Abbeycity4(f): 10:44am On Nov 16, 2009 |
lol aristo u bed o!!! ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by Pharoh: 11:18am On Nov 16, 2009 |
aristole: Did you actually mean on her ![]() ![]() Abbey_city: Haba make you get shame na ![]() ![]() When my thing is sweeter ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by clemcykul(f): 12:07pm On Nov 16, 2009 |
stop deceiving urself |
Re: Wives Jokes by Pharoh: 3:16pm On Nov 16, 2009 |
Moderator please release this thread ![]() https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-352698.0.html#msg4936416 |
Re: Wives Jokes by clemcykul(f): 3:29pm On Nov 16, 2009 |
no i wunt |
Re: Wives Jokes by Pharoh: 4:08pm On Nov 16, 2009 |
You resemble moderator. |
Re: Wives Jokes by clemcykul(f): 4:08pm On Nov 16, 2009 |
no i dont ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by Pharoh: 4:12pm On Nov 16, 2009 |
So how you take lock am? ![]() |
Re: Wives Jokes by Kunbee: 2:33am On Nov 17, 2009 |
Pharoh: No one beats me ![]() |
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