There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

A criminal's best asset is his lie ability.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.