I woke up to a turbulent morning, I will say, with the sudden news of "MMM has crashed" splashed all over the media. Messages bombarded my phone and I saw several others on my FB page. Whether the crash, or to use the actual words ‘frozen’ is temporal or permanent is not the issue. The real issue is that the matter is becoming real.

Perhaps, I would not have bothered about writing this piece, but tell me who goes to bed at 10pm and wakes up at 1am after dreaming of iced blocks and frozen accounts! A deep sleeper for that matter, once I hit the sack, it is 'oh lord, into your hands I commit my soul.' Let the roof of the house fall, I cannot be bothered. And I cannot even recall the last time I woke up in that dramatic fashion unable to go back to sleep.

Now, before I proceed further, I should tell you how I became a new convert of the ponzi scheme called MMM, which someone has described in few words as "M'ogbe! M'oku!! M'odaran!!! I guess it is indeed turning into .... insidemainland.com/2016/12/14/niyisodimuschronicles-mogbo-moya-morogo-no-cant-happening/

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