It is better to be late(not puntual)than be late(dead)

@Fhemmy & rokiatu
what thread has joined together,,

anddrewz:

@Fhemmy & rokiatu
what thread has joined together,,

See your mouth, let her man catch you and my woman, you will be a bone with no flesh.

Sorry o o b4 u skin me alive.

^^^ Lol, na so u fear reach?

anddrewz:

@Fhemmy & rokiatu
what thread has joined together,,

nothing more, just a mere coincidence

There were times when I would be in another part of the house and I thought I could hear mum calling me and I would answer 'yes mum' and then go to her saying 'you called?' she would tell me she didnt call me. This happend a few times. She always told me to NEVER answer if I wasn't certain that she truly called me as I was answering to 'something else'. The days the opposite happend see trouble, as if I am ignoring her.

She is not Eli and you are not Samuel.

Lol

If you think about somebody and you did not see the person or hear from the person just know that the person is dead


sometimes it happens I will be thinking about someone very far away and to my greatest suprise the person will call or here is the person but the dead part I do not agree

when u hiccuping, drink some water or cut some thread and put it on your head.

When you do something wrong tie a handkerchief by doing so you are shutting up the mouth/hand of your father/mother so that they will not spank you

^^^ hahahahahaha.

This one wasn't told me by mother but by friends:
When you see 2 dogs being bad, hit a nail into the ground and they wont be able to separate again.

My mum used to tell my sisters.

When u sleep don't put on pant, because angels may come to finish the work of creation

maybe that was what happened to Holy Mary

^^^ That one is serious.

My Dad is the one with 'wise sayings'

Something he used to say to us when we were younger just like Jesus said to His Disciples

'Today you see me, tomorrow you will not, so take as much in today, cos these are what will stick with you for life'


That has stuck wit me 4 life, He passed away several years ago, but I still go back in memory and visit those words of wisdom, and today I walk in it.

Miss u Dad

anddrewz:

My mum used to tell my sisters.

When u sleep don't put on pant, because angels may come to finish the work of creation
maybe that was what happened to Holy Mary

and when I thought my parents were weird

I got these:
Don't walk across ur sister or she'll give birth to a deformed/albino child in future.
Don't swallow chewing gum or it will stick up all intestines and u can't eat.
Don't swallow seeds or it will grow in ur stomach n grow out ur head/ears/mouth.

Lord_Reed:

I got these:
Don't walk across your sister or she'll give birth to a deformed/albino child in future.
Don't swallow chewing gum or it will stick up all intestines and u can't eat.
Don't swallow seeds or it will grow in your stomach n grow out your head/ears/mouth.

Those are cute.

Amigoz:

My Dad is the one with 'wise sayings'

Something he used to say to us when we were younger just like Jesus said to His Disciples

'Today you see me, tomorrow you will not, so take as much in today, cos these are what will stick with you for life'


That has stuck wit me 4 life, He passed away several years ago, but I still go back in memory and visit those words of wisdom, and today I walk in it.

Miss u Dad

Words of wisdom

Iranoladun:

Don't whistle at mid-day or in the night because you may be inviting 'spirits'

I'd think of more of those saying (sometimes weird )

We were told u'd be inviting snakes!

lol