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Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by 2Direct(m): 5:41pm On Nov 17, 2009
Abi o,
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Marhoski(m): 5:42pm On Nov 17, 2009
angryl
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Pharoh: 5:43pm On Nov 17, 2009
2Direct:

Is that a Bribe?

Nah . . . grin

Marhoski:

which other thing do u want to say?? Of how i jumped the road?? Fool

Typical Nigerian when they start patting them on the back that's when they make the loudest noise from the other side of the road.  cheesy
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Marhoski(m): 5:46pm On Nov 17, 2009
typical dull nigerian fool, all u know is how to talk about crossin the road. did they give birth to u on the/road?? I think so
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Pharoh: 5:48pm On Nov 17, 2009
Marhoski:

typical dull nigerian fool, all u know is how to talk about crossin the road. The they give birth to u on the/road?? I think so

He done do you na tongue
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Marhoski(m): 5:53pm On Nov 17, 2009
u don tire to talk about crossin rooad??
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 6:05pm On Nov 17, 2009
tis high time u're told dude.

this is jokes section.

why come here when u have no common sense of humour?

if u cant take the heat, then go to blazes!!!

who d heck do'u think u are? droppin ur contaminated spit all over the floor.

if all Nairalanders are like u, u think you'd have a space?

I-D-I-O-T-A! angry
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Pharoh: 6:08pm On Nov 17, 2009
Dunddy:

tis high time u're told dude.

this is jokes section.

why come here when u have no common sense of humour?

if u cant take the heat, then go to blazes!!!

who d heck do'u think u are? droppin your contaminated spit all over the floor.

if all Nairalanders are like u, u think you'd have a space?

I-D-I-O-T-A! angry

Guy thats my point ooo, i just realized he has no sense of humor so in other not to sound like we are bullying him lets call it a day. smiley
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 6:10pm On Nov 17, 2009
cool
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Marhoski(m): 6:13pm On Nov 17, 2009
so u two faggs have sense of humour, ooooook, i 4got, on bed when u are doing it. Mehn go hug electric pole or look bush!
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Pharoh: 6:16pm On Nov 17, 2009
Dunddy:

cool

cool lipsrsealed
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by 2Direct(m): 6:54pm On Nov 17, 2009
Marholic u are taking it too far c'mon
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 7:26pm On Nov 17, 2009
No be ya broda?
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Pharoh: 9:32pm On Nov 17, 2009
You sure say them still be brother grin
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 10:24pm On Nov 17, 2009
except say den don disown oneanoda.
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Marhoski(m): 11:32pm On Nov 17, 2009
at least e beta than to be faggs like u guys, i hate u guys with passion, i wish i could nail ur testicles together!
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 11:34pm On Nov 17, 2009
u are a man with no balls.
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Marhoski(m): 11:46pm On Nov 17, 2009
i can give u my chicks num to halla em, nd explain how they play with my balls. Faggerfuckers!
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by 2Direct(m): 8:56am On Nov 18, 2009
So u mean dundy and pharoah are partners and that they dont have babes aight?
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 9:08am On Nov 18, 2009
Goat n chicks.
9ice combination grin
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 9:10am On Nov 18, 2009
2Direct:

So u mean dundy and pharoah are partners and that they dont have babes aight?
??
u no dey fit think by urself?
your brain requires upgrading.
pentium nothing! tongue
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by 2Direct(m): 9:14am On Nov 18, 2009
U not talking to me are u?
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 9:21am On Nov 18, 2009
of course not! just d person above me grin
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by 2Direct(m): 9:28am On Nov 18, 2009
Dat must be your Uncle
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 9:58am On Nov 18, 2009
my uncle does not bear direct-entry.
lol
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Marhoski(m): 10:08am On Nov 18, 2009
this is dundy dead nd pharoh nd his faggerfuckers(fagbrodas)'watching'

Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 10:18am On Nov 18, 2009
stalest pic on NL
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by mamachi(f): 11:26am On Nov 18, 2009
An engineer died. He was taken to heaven. However, later on, it was realized that there was a mistake and he would have to be sent to hell.
Engineer was not happy with the living condition of hell. He started working on infrastructure. He erected great buildings, installed ACs in rooms, water supply, hygiene, and life in hell became really exciting.
One day, St Peter called up Satan and asked how life was going on in hell. Satan: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
St Peter said, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan: "What nonsense." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
St Peter said, "Satan, you have to understand that, send him to heaven or I will sue you"
Satan laughed uproariously and replied, "We have all the lawyers here!"
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Marhoski(m): 11:31am On Nov 18, 2009
hahahaha
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by mamachi(f): 11:47am On Nov 18, 2009
John went to an Indian village. He did not know even a single word of Hindi. When he was crossing a lane, he collided with Indian women who did not know a single word of English.
Polite Englishman, repenting on the mis-happening, said, "Sorry for that,"
The embarrassed and angry Indian women replied,
"Badtamiz?ek toh takrata hai aur upar se bolta hai saree phar de
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Abbeycity4(f): 3:06pm On Nov 18, 2009
:d :d :d :d :d :d :d lmao!
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by bydot1(m): 3:22pm On Nov 18, 2009
Nice jokes smiley

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