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More Blonde Jokes by New(m): 12:43pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy. Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q. How does a blonde part their hair? A. By doing the splits. Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? A. Nothing, they haven't met! Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? A. Humpme Dumpme Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? A. More leg-room! Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? A. They chip their teeth. Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A. Fertilized Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob? A. Because everyone gets a turn. |
Re: More Blonde Jokes by eslynera(f): 1:06pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. hahaha, i like dat one, puleeezeeee just give de blondes a brake, don't ya'll think they're smarter than those stupid jokes. HAHA naive!!! |
Re: More Blonde Jokes by bethsy: 5:26pm On Jan 18, 2009 |
na wa u don scatter them finish |
Re: More Blonde Jokes by dani1luv: 5:35pm On Jan 18, 2009 |
Nice piece |
Re: More Blonde Jokes by homosapien(m): 7:30pm On Jan 18, 2009 |
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood job.but not funny |
Re: More Blonde Jokes by clemcykul(f): 10:22am On Jan 19, 2009 |
hilarious |
Re: More Blonde Jokes by romsky: 11:26am On Jan 19, 2009 |
clumsarious |
Re: More Blonde Jokes by akandea(m): 12:27pm On Jan 19, 2009 |
thk god am not really blondie |
Re: More Blonde Jokes by romsky: 12:35pm On Jan 19, 2009 |
Akande wa je egba o |
Re: More Blonde Jokes by Ben13: 1:05pm On Jan 19, 2009 |
I wish I'm a blonde |
Re: More Blonde Jokes by romsky: 1:40pm On Jan 19, 2009 |
wont even fit u |
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