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Mmm Joke Of The Week by Bashkhan: 11:09am On Dec 18, 2016 |
The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and
announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each.
The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys
around, went out to the forest and started catching
them.
The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply
started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts.
He further announced that he would now buy at N200.
This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they
started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply
diminished and people started going back to their
farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply
of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to
even see a monkey, let alone catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at
N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some
business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, his assistant told the
villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage
that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to
you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city,
you can sell it to him at N500''.
The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED
savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy
ones among them even sold their lands to purchase
many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without
labor.
Then...
They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys
everywhere!
Welcome to MMM. The world of Monkeys!
Be wise.
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Re: Mmm Joke Of The Week by zuby4real10(m): 11:20am On Dec 18, 2016 |
lazy op.u can't even use ur brain to create something new rather than copying other people's idea.i have read this nonsense more than 3 times here on nairaland. |
Re: Mmm Joke Of The Week by Edwinmason(m): 11:31am On Dec 18, 2016 |
op oya clap 4 ur self |
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