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Nigerians In Heaven by olaolu20: 9:57am On Dec 19, 2016 |
I love Nigeria comment here if you are proud of 9ja. I've been laughing since I got this joke.....but are we really this bad? Hmmmmm listen ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven. GOD: What have they done this time? ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions. They don't obey traffic rules. They don't wait for their turn in anything. They are completely reckless! GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil). Hello.. SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. Ten (10) minutes later: GOD: Hello Lucifer. SATAN: Your Lordship my father! I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis ooo! An hour later: SATAN: Hello? GOD: What's going on over there? SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell oooo! (He stammers),they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioner. I don't know how they did it ooo this Nigerians are another thing ooo ah, please help me ask them to live my kingdom ooo. Don't laugh alone... |
Re: Nigerians In Heaven by Thebrightest(m): 12:32pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
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