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Dry Jokes Wednesday Part 2 by RichieDaVinci01(m): 8:13am On Dec 21, 2016
Wednesdays are the worst you feel like the week is almost over yet its still so far smmmmmh

Anyways its dry jokes Wednesday again so drop your own

These are mine

How does Moses make his tea?? Hebrews it cheesy

what happens to chemists when they die?? I think they Barium cheesy

Y'all should stop making jokes about PMS they aint funny. PERIOD


your turn guys

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Re: Dry Jokes Wednesday Part 2 by Nobody: 8:26am On Dec 21, 2016
I just came up with this.

Why do guys invest a lot of time foraging the sands of the internet for cleavage? Because it's an open chest. wink

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Re: Dry Jokes Wednesday Part 2 by freesinzu(m): 8:33am On Dec 21, 2016
What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky?




















-Chewing Gum!

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Re: Dry Jokes Wednesday Part 2 by Tygaah(m): 9:10am On Dec 21, 2016
What happens to those that are expecting crashed 30% ? They freeze sad

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Re: Dry Jokes Wednesday Part 2 by longjohnsilver: 10:45am On Dec 21, 2016
Saw this somewhere, I cant remember where...

Aunty Bayo is thick, can I call her Antibiotic (aunty bayo thick) #dryjokewednesday angry

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Re: Dry Jokes Wednesday Part 2 by dacblogger: 10:55am On Dec 21, 2016
longjohnsilver:
Saw this somewhere, I cant remember where...

Aunty Bayo is thick, can I call her Antibiotic (aunty bayo thick) #dryjokewednesday angry
driest. ..

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Re: Dry Jokes Wednesday Part 2 by RichieDaVinci01(m): 11:00am On Dec 21, 2016
Why do you need screenguard?? Because of all the screenshots you take cheesy
Re: Dry Jokes Wednesday Part 2 by QuietHammer(m): 11:50am On Dec 21, 2016
Yo mama is so fat. .. hahahhahahajaha
Re: Dry Jokes Wednesday Part 2 by Nobody: 12:23pm On Dec 21, 2016
How can I say this in pidgin 'Dan will stay long', can I say


Hit like if you got it

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Re: Dry Jokes Wednesday Part 2 by longjohnsilver: 12:39pm On Dec 21, 2016
dacblogger:

driest. ..

That is d idea... wink
Re: Dry Jokes Wednesday Part 2 by Nobody: 3:50pm On Dec 21, 2016
short tin Get longer wen u hold it Passes through a woman breast And goes in a small hole What is it....??
Re: Dry Jokes Wednesday Part 2 by RichieDaVinci01(m): 6:09pm On Dec 21, 2016
Thor puns cheesy

Re: Dry Jokes Wednesday Part 2 by SexyNairalander: 6:11pm On Dec 21, 2016
MMM undecided
Re: Dry Jokes Wednesday Part 2 by BlackHummer(m): 6:59pm On Dec 21, 2016
RichieDaVinci01:
Thor puns cheesy

I duff my hat. This is the driest

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